SWMBO - Dumb Ass Offspring
SWMBO - Dumb Ass Offspring
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fatboy69

Original Poster:

9,424 posts

218 months

Tuesday 11th August 2015
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So fking pissed off.....

A couple of months ago I bought a lot of wood - recently chopped down tree's - & spent hours chain-sawing the wood into decent sized pieces & then carefully storing it so that it would season nicely for next year.

I then spent £3k on a new wood burner & fireplace knowing that the wood from last year wood be properly seasoned & ready to burn this winter.

Just gone out into the garden &.........

The wood nearly all of it, has been chopped into small pieces no bigger than a medium sized book.

Hundreds of pieces which will be a right royal pain in the arse to keep putting into the wood burner.

Now, swmbo has a son who, at 27 years of age, likes to mess around when he is not on his skateboard or generally being a baseball wearing tt who still thinks it is 'cool' to wear trousers that show his fking pants.

As if I want to know what the fk he is wearing under his scraggy jeans!!!!!!

So today he was bored so he 'popped down' to ours whilst we were both at work -(fking idiot jumped over the fence!!!!) -after which he saw a pick-axe & decided that he would chop up my freshly cut wood because, in his words, he could.

So now I have getting on for 1500 pieces of wood strewn all over the garden in piles because the stupid fking idiot has rammed some pieces into the wood store leaving no room for the rest of the wood.

Also he has mixed up the old wood & the new wood so I can't tell which is which!!!!!!

And now it is fking raining!!!!!!!! Pissing down. And my nicely seasoning wood is getting fking wet because the fking idiot decided to fk up & interfere with my wood store!!!!

I'm fking annoyed. And swmbo won't say anything to the fking idiot & she doesn't want to ask him why he did it.

She says I should be grateful!!!!! For what???? For fks sake. So fking annoyed.


Edited by fatboy69 on Tuesday 11th August 21:43


Edited by fatboy69 on Tuesday 11th August 21:44

hornetrider

63,161 posts

236 months

Tuesday 11th August 2015
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She says you should be grateful? Sounds like she's as thick as he is. Sack her off.

HustleRussell

26,707 posts

191 months

Tuesday 11th August 2015
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rofl

Classic 'dad' meltdown scenario

Muzzer79

13,249 posts

218 months

Tuesday 11th August 2015
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You spent 3 thousand pounds on a wood burner?

Christ

Impasse

15,099 posts

272 months

Tuesday 11th August 2015
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Some people would pay good money to have a young man play with their chopper and their resultant wood.

fatboy69

Original Poster:

9,424 posts

218 months

Tuesday 11th August 2015
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To be honest I wouldn't have expected anything else!!

Just wanted to rant.

fk all I can do now as the wood is in such stupid sized pieces. I mean - I can't glue the fking stuff back together can I?????

Just fking annoyed at such stupid fkwittery. Grrrr. fking idiot.

eldar

25,348 posts

227 months

Tuesday 11th August 2015
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A bit of rain won't harm seasoned wood. Convert to gas or oil, and use the wood for a pyre. Think wicker man....

Studio117

4,250 posts

222 months

Tuesday 11th August 2015
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Next time he pops round make sure your fisting her 'arris in full view of the garden.

fatboy69

Original Poster:

9,424 posts

218 months

Tuesday 11th August 2015
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Muzzer79 said:
You spent 3 thousand pounds on a wood burner?

Christ
Wood burner. New chimney & lining. Solid oak fireplace & new fireplace surround. Just over £2800 in total.

Vaud

59,997 posts

186 months

Tuesday 11th August 2015
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Muzzer79 said:
You spent 3 thousand pounds on a wood burner?

Christ
A big one from a premium brand, with fitting, flue, and other work would be going on for that.

fatboy69

Original Poster:

9,424 posts

218 months

Tuesday 11th August 2015
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HustleRussell said:
rofl

Classic 'dad' meltdown scenario
Thankfully he doesn't belong to me!!!!


dudleybloke

20,553 posts

217 months

Tuesday 11th August 2015
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fatboy69 said:
I can't glue the fking stuff back together can I?????
Good excuse to buy a new router, dovetail jig, etc.

bobtail4x4

4,456 posts

140 months

Tuesday 11th August 2015
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buy more for this year, already seasoned,

take the cost out of his skin.

Willy Nilly

12,511 posts

198 months

Tuesday 11th August 2015
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why has he not got a job and still living at home?

DrDeAtH

3,704 posts

263 months

Tuesday 11th August 2015
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Chop his fking skateboard up into matchwood.... 'Just because you can'....


fatboy69

Original Poster:

9,424 posts

218 months

Tuesday 11th August 2015
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It was his day off & he was bored so he decided to infest our house.

He doesn't live with us thankfully. I'd have brained him years ago!!!!


miniman

30,220 posts

293 months

Tuesday 11th August 2015
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27?

fk me.

dudleybloke

20,553 posts

217 months

Spare tyre

12,711 posts

161 months

Tuesday 11th August 2015
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I have several tonnes of logs that need sorting out, send him over

aw51 121565

4,773 posts

264 months

Tuesday 11th August 2015
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SWMBO's son is 27 and picensoreding about like this still?

rofl

I'd go in there like Rambo with a water infection after a bad day at work; mini-SWMBO-of-the-opposite-sex needs a SHARP lesson in consequences ASAP (just a shame it will be 20+ years too late)... nuts

Still, this won't have any +ve effect; lack of consequences for actions is too engrained in DAO now. Learnt it from his mum, you see wink .