Odd things the missus does.
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We have had a new water cylinder installed, north of £2k, to bring the house up to mains pressure. Mrs G insists on boiling the kettle to wash up and pour in the sink for a wash, instead of just turning the hot tap on. I know it takes a few seconds for water to warm up, but I told her she was weird. 

groucho said:
We have had a new water cylinder installed, north of £2k, to bring the house up to mains pressure. Mrs G insists on boiling the kettle to wash up and pour in the sink for a wash, instead of just turning the hot tap on. I know it takes a few seconds for water to warm up, but I told her she was weird. 
Show her the electric meter spinning into orbit when the kettle is on. Doubt it will make much difference though knowing them there wimmin.
Skii said:
peels the lid off the utterly butterly halfway and then leaves it there.
Ah yes.My Mrs has this bizarre habit of letting her mobile phone battery simply die the death, every day, without fail. Sometimes we can be out and about and my phone has no signal, so I ask to use hers - "Be quick though it's only on 1%"
Arrgghh FFS!
C.A.R. said:
Ah yes.
My Mrs has this bizarre habit of letting her mobile phone battery simply die the death, every day, without fail. Sometimes we can be out and about and my phone has no signal, so I ask to use hers - "Be quick though it's only on 1%"
Arrgghh FFS!
Absolutely everything electronic. Her phone, Kindle, Ipad..............My Mrs has this bizarre habit of letting her mobile phone battery simply die the death, every day, without fail. Sometimes we can be out and about and my phone has no signal, so I ask to use hers - "Be quick though it's only on 1%"
Arrgghh FFS!
C.A.R. said:
Ah yes.
My Mrs has this bizarre habit of letting her mobile phone battery simply die the death, every day, without fail. Sometimes we can be out and about and my phone has no signal, so I ask to use hers - "Be quick though it's only on 1%"
Arrgghh FFS!
Inundated with tinder messages I'm told.My Mrs has this bizarre habit of letting her mobile phone battery simply die the death, every day, without fail. Sometimes we can be out and about and my phone has no signal, so I ask to use hers - "Be quick though it's only on 1%"
Arrgghh FFS!
Im glad im not the only one whos missus does this stuff, another one is she must lose her phone at least once a day! "Can you just give my phone a ring i cant find it!" also with the battery on >5%
Also she said to me the other night, "i think i have lost the back of my phone", I asked if she knew where it was, "no" she said... well its lost then isn't it! 2 weeks on and she still hasn't found it!
Bless her, its a good job im here to look after her
Also she said to me the other night, "i think i have lost the back of my phone", I asked if she knew where it was, "no" she said... well its lost then isn't it! 2 weeks on and she still hasn't found it!

Bless her, its a good job im here to look after her

Studio117 said:
C.A.R. said:
Ah yes.
My Mrs has this bizarre habit of letting her mobile phone battery simply die the death, every day, without fail. Sometimes we can be out and about and my phone has no signal, so I ask to use hers - "Be quick though it's only on 1%"
Arrgghh FFS!
Inundated with tinder messages I know.My Mrs has this bizarre habit of letting her mobile phone battery simply die the death, every day, without fail. Sometimes we can be out and about and my phone has no signal, so I ask to use hers - "Be quick though it's only on 1%"
Arrgghh FFS!
If by some miricle she has some battery life, it will be on silent so I still can't make contact as she doesn't know the phone is ringing.
Opening windows in the winter when the heating is on.
Sucks her thumb
Goes to the gym, walking, running to maintain figure but can never be arsed to walk upstairs.
Shaves hard skin of her feet with what is effectively a cheese grater
Opening windows in the winter when the heating is on.
Sucks her thumb
Goes to the gym, walking, running to maintain figure but can never be arsed to walk upstairs.
Shaves hard skin of her feet with what is effectively a cheese grater
groucho said:
We have had a new water cylinder installed, north of £2k, to bring the house up to mains pressure. Mrs G insists on boiling the kettle to wash up and pour in the sink for a wash, instead of just turning the hot tap on. I know it takes a few seconds for water to warm up, but I told her she was weird. 
We had to do this in the caravan my parents had in the late 70s / early 80s as they didn't have water heaters back then. Maybe she's a bit of a p i k e y 

Asked me to put up a coat rail at the front door yet hangs her coat over the heated towel rail in the kitchen.
Leaves the kitchen towel on the worktop after using it. I suppose she can't get it on the towel rail because of her coat.
I've threatened to start hanging the kitchen towels on the coat rail at the front door.
Leaves the kitchen towel on the worktop after using it. I suppose she can't get it on the towel rail because of her coat.
I've threatened to start hanging the kitchen towels on the coat rail at the front door.
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king things and always on facebook, whatsapp etc. But when you actually need to speak to them as they've disappeared they NEVER answer the f