Sandcastle construction - does this seem OTT?
Sandcastle construction - does this seem OTT?
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Bill

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58,904 posts

286 months

Monday 17th August 2015
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We live near the sea and I'm getting bored with buying plastic spades on a regular basis as they don't last. Even the metal ones end up bent pretty quickly. And then I spotted some of these in our local tool merchant: http://www.screwfix.com/p/roughneck-round-point-mi...

And I think I have a trenching tool in the garage somewhere. scratchchin

a7x88

795 posts

179 months

Monday 17th August 2015
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Looks perfect to me thumbup

Rude-boy

22,227 posts

264 months

Monday 17th August 2015
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What price a child's happiness? wink

A few years back we bought one of those proper trenching shovels at Le Mans to divert the river that was running through out camp. Taken it every year since and has been employed on many an impromptu sand castle/moat building expedition.

As a nipper I always dreamed of rocking up at the beach with a full size bucket and shovel - you will be a hero.

Bill

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58,904 posts

286 months

Monday 17th August 2015
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Rude-boy said:
you will be a hero.
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Arklight

898 posts

220 months

Monday 17th August 2015
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As above, you will be king of the beach!

When i was young my dad always brought a couple of shovels like that with us to the beach, I think in our time we must have diverted enough beach streams to solve California's drought crisis.

We also used to build the most awesome walls to stop the tide coming in smile

anothernameitist

1,500 posts

166 months

Monday 17th August 2015
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I'm passing Screwfix tonight.

Its on order for collection, just for the same purpose as yourself

Thanks for the link

otolith

69,685 posts

235 months

Monday 17th August 2015
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Just make sure that they are coordinated well enough not to put one foot on the top of the blade while the other is underneath it!

(Or maybe, if duffers, better toes amputated)

ali_kat

32,157 posts

252 months

Monday 17th August 2015
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Rude-boy said:
What price a child's happiness? wink

As a nipper I always dreamed of rocking up at the beach with a full size bucket and shovel - you will be a hero.
Exactly biggrin


Me too, but as a girl, obviously biggrin

Bill

Original Poster:

58,904 posts

286 months

Monday 17th August 2015
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anothernameitist said:
I'm passing Screwfix tonight.

Its on order for collection, just for the same purpose as yourself

Thanks for the link
Good to know I'm improving children's lives nationwide. biggrin

Axionknight

8,505 posts

166 months

Monday 17th August 2015
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Nope, not OTT at all, I wish my folks had bought me awesome sand castle building tools ah I wa' a lad.

Rude-boy

22,227 posts

264 months

Monday 17th August 2015
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In fact the more I read this thread the more I am convinced that a JCB is about the only point at which you start to gain the 'over compensating for something' thoughts rather than "Bugger, why am I so ill prepared with my £5.99 500ml bucket and table spoon size spade."

Hoofy

80,169 posts

313 months

Monday 17th August 2015
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'Course, Bear Grylls, will rock up with a plastic spork and build a Disney Castle right next to you, complete with moat and fireworks.

Smitters

4,417 posts

188 months

Monday 17th August 2015
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Hoofy said:
'Course, Bear Grylls, will rock up with a plastic spork and build a Disney Castle right next to you, complete with moat and fireworks.
C'mon, this is PH - lets aspire to the Titanium Spork! My missus has one. I'm a wee bit jealous.

anonymous-user

85 months

Monday 17th August 2015
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Reminds me of when I took my god sons rockpooling (really good spot) I had a full size landing net, collapsible lobster/shrimp pot, and snorkelling gear! we even had a big cook up as I had a stove an paella dish with me! felt like a true god that day!

8Ace

2,836 posts

229 months

Monday 17th August 2015
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Not big enough. We took a full sized gardening spade to the beack last year and it was fking awesome. I made some massive earthworks and got a bking from the wife for trying to build an oxbow lake in one of the streams. My efforts completely damed the 6ft wide flow leaving the family further down the beach with nothing to play with.

As above: Hero.

lufbramatt

5,695 posts

165 months

Monday 17th August 2015
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Proper tools are definitely warranted on any beach civil engineering project. Plastic spades are for amateurs. When I was little my dad went to my nans and dug out his 1950's spec metal beach spades which were immense- "they don't make 'em like the used to".

The comments above about toes are very important.

Sadly those spades have been retired to decorating the ceiling of my parents "vintage" log cabin so I'll be making a trip to screwfix when Lufbramatt Jr. want to recreate the Somme on Camber sands in a few years time.

cochapman

2 posts

249 months

Monday 17th August 2015
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I'm sitting on a campsite on the coast near Bordeaux reading this thread, and my OH wanted to know why I was giggling so much (having read the JCB comment above)...it was at that point I had to come clean and explain that, despite the children being at home, I had in fact put a trenching tool in the back of the car so I could build man-sized sandcastles on the beach at some point over the holiday!

PS apparently she still loves me!!!

Edited by cochapman on Monday 17th August 23:14

northwest monkey

6,370 posts

220 months

Tuesday 18th August 2015
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8Ace said:
Not big enough. We took a full sized gardening spade to the beack last year and it was fking awesome. I made some massive earthworks and got a bking from the wife for trying to build an oxbow lake in one of the streams. My efforts completely damed the 6ft wide flow leaving the family further down the beach with nothing to play with.

As above: Hero.
Pretty similar tale here. I however managed to not only build the dam so it was about 2' deep but then it breached and diverted the stream across part of the beach that was previously dry and full of people sitting down on the nice dry sand...

My 7-year old thought it was far more impressive than my Mrs did & he tells everyone "My dad flooded the beach when we were on holiday and everyone was really cross including Mum."

laugh

spunky-mon

898 posts

240 months

Tuesday 18th August 2015
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This thread has reminded me, whatever happened to the guy who was trying to build a dam and block up a river?

Anyone find the thread?

Some Gump

13,018 posts

217 months