When everyone around you is busy, but your not. What to do?
When everyone around you is busy, but your not. What to do?
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Byff

Original Poster:

4,427 posts

292 months

Friday 28th August 2015
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I'm sitting here at work, monitoring my systems and my desk is running perfectly. I'm having a nice easy morning.

Every other desk in the office is in uproar, there's shouting, alarms, pandemonium galore. People running to and fro, phones ringing, systems failing, fire alarm indicators sounding, the noise is unbearable!

Obvious answer would be to help out, but we all have our area's of expertise and I'm simply not allowed to touch their desks in any way. I can't even offer to make cups of tea as that would mean leaving my own desk. I've resorted to tidying, clicking on random event pages on my pc and doing random crap that's not necessary simply to blend in with the looking busy scenario.

So what is considered the correct thing to do?

1, Sit with my feet up reading the paper
2, Make it look like your busy too.
3, Tell them all to make less noise and get their act together.

droopsnoot

14,786 posts

273 months

Friday 28th August 2015
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What do they all do when you're busy and they're not? Or is there never such a time?

boyse7en

8,236 posts

196 months

Friday 28th August 2015
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Byff said:
So what is considered the correct thing to do?
Isn't that what PH was invented for? Bored blokes at work?

Brigand

2,547 posts

200 months

Friday 28th August 2015
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Sounds like my job, just without the other people around being busy. You just have to do all you can to look busy!

BoRED S2upid

21,130 posts

271 months

Friday 28th August 2015
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Are you sure yours hasn't frozen and you've been looking at a nice calm screen for hours when you should actually be in a blind panic like everyone else?

Jaska

802 posts

173 months

Friday 28th August 2015
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I find the Wikipedia Game is pretty good for a little while, as in it keeps you looking at your screen and clicking, so you look busy, but it's a game.

Anything after that I'd download a .pdf of a book and read it at your desk, looks like work too!

Byff

Original Poster:

4,427 posts

292 months

Friday 28th August 2015
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All our desks face outwards, so we can all see each others screens so playing a game/reading a pdf book would be spotted.

The fact that it was my desk that originally started this whole fkstorm is making me feel even more guilty. I got my systems back running smoothly in 15mins, but the consquences can take hours to put right for everyone else.


dingg

4,566 posts

250 months

Friday 28th August 2015
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I usually do

1 & 3 , if I really want to rub it in I pick up a novel and start reading or put on the tv and watch some day time dross

(at work now doing all above +net surfing)

:laugh


you couldn't buy my job!


Electronicpants

3,166 posts

219 months

Friday 28th August 2015
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They're all too wrapped up in the various crisesessseseesss....criseez...crisei....problems to notice you so, put on a Hawaiian shirt, shorts and flip flops, stick on Barry Manilow and pour yourself a pinna colada biggrin

Then knock one out.

Your invisible.

minimalist

1,516 posts

236 months

Friday 28th August 2015
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Similar situation here.

I manage a team of reporting analysts. Much of what I do involves writing code to automate their work. Most of this is now complete so all I really have to do most days is click a few buttons and the reports pop out completed. I started doing this for other teams too but have way too much spare time on the company clock.

I got offered a new job last week so gave my notice on Monday. I only have a few weeks left and am finding it hard to motivate myself to turn up. My boss is frantically trying to get budget approval for a raise but I'm not interested. Curious what they will offer though.

The new job will allow me to work from home so I can't wait to start.

CorbynFTW

12,424 posts

225 months

Friday 28th August 2015
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Op, do you work in HSBC IT?


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Byff

Original Poster:

4,427 posts

292 months

Friday 28th August 2015
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Electronicpants said:
They're all too wrapped up in the various crisesessseseesss....criseez...crisei....problems to notice you so, put on a Hawaiian shirt, shorts and flip flops, stick on Barry Manilow and pour yourself a pinna colada biggrin

Then knock one out.

Your invisible.
rofl

Basically, I look after a 1500V OHL and 11kV underground electrical system. At 06:51 this morning, the OHL tripped. I had it reset and problem solved after 15mins but my collegues that look after everything else connected to it are still shouting, arguing, sorting stuff out a full 5 hours later.

I can't pretend to be busy for that long, so I've hid in the corner with PH on my iPad. I can't knock one out, there's the smell to consider.

944fan

4,962 posts

216 months

Friday 28th August 2015
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If you can keep your head when all around you are losing theirs...then you probably haven't understood the seriousness of the situation.

I would tell them all to shut up as they are disturbing your peace.

CorbynFTW

12,424 posts

225 months

Friday 28th August 2015
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Byff said:
rofl

I can't knock one out, there's the smell to consider.
Why not? My muck smells of roses.

Blue Oval84

5,397 posts

192 months

Friday 28th August 2015
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You probably can't do this, but my approach is to work from home, then you don't have to try and look busy.

Byff

Original Poster:

4,427 posts

292 months

Friday 28th August 2015
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I'd love to work from home, all I need is a PC and phone and Im sorted but the management like to see us so they can prove we're not drunk and wearing our uniform and not just sitting in our pants with a tin of Stella.

bds.


tobinen

10,433 posts

176 months

funkyrobot

18,789 posts

259 months

Friday 28th August 2015
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Byff said:
I'm sitting here at work, monitoring my systems and my desk is running perfectly. I'm having a nice easy morning.

Every other desk in the office is in uproar, there's shouting, alarms, pandemonium galore. People running to and fro, phones ringing, systems failing, fire alarm indicators sounding, the noise is unbearable!

Obvious answer would be to help out, but we all have our area's of expertise and I'm simply not allowed to touch their desks in any way. I can't even offer to make cups of tea as that would mean leaving my own desk. I've resorted to tidying, clicking on random event pages on my pc and doing random crap that's not necessary simply to blend in with the looking busy scenario.

So what is considered the correct thing to do?

1, Sit with my feet up reading the paper
2, Make it look like your busy too.
3, Tell them all to make less noise and get their act together.
Where are you based? North Korea?

Flat6er

1,770 posts

241 months

Friday 28th August 2015
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Have a leisurely poo.

Then if it's still bedlam when you get back make others tea or coffee, ask if there is anything you can do to help.


funkyrobot

18,789 posts

259 months

Friday 28th August 2015
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Flat6er said:
Have a leisurely poo.

Then if it's still bedlam when you get back make others tea or coffee, ask if there is anything you can do to help.
He's not allowed to make a tea or coffee. Read the OP ffs!!!!!







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