Braemar Games caption competition.

[Pixel Pusher]

[perdu]

"Put it away quickly, no one has noticed yet"

[Rick_1138]

"Of all the times for it to work....."

[MrBarry123]

"For God sake Philip, I know you wanted to assist with the Syrian refugee crisis however you didn't have to smuggle one all the way up here..."

[BreakingBad]

"....and then my clothes fall off but it's all done in the best possible taste!"
[\Cupid Stunt]

[grumpy52]

"Thats not what is meant by tossing the caber "

[9patch]

This material would make lovely curtains in the bog at the palace.

[Monkeylegend]

"That should wake up the silly old bugger behind us Lizzie"

[Lynchie999]

i don't know, but the guy on the right is staring into the middle distance trying to un-see what he has just seen...

[Monkeylegend]

"Waft it the other way Phil"

[Vaud]

"oh bloody hell it's gone blue Lizzy. Give it a prod"

[Dogwatch]

"Philip, you've forgotten to put them on again!"

[grumpy52]

Such a pity it's the gay one that took after you in the trouser dept .

[Monkeylegend]

"Do you know that's the fifth time one has seen that in 63 years Phil"

[Laurel Green]

But why did they name it after Albert?

[Foxeh]

[Laurel Green]

[Pixel Pusher]

[MrBarry123]

Winner!

[soad]