Morning Pee

[DragsterRR]

In the news this morning was a research paper that stated that most mammals pee for roughly 22 seconds.
My Mrs reckons I'm a freak as my morning pee (as timed by her) has reached up to 1 minute 41 seconds.
Now personally I think she's the freak for timing it in the first place but...

Do I have a record breaking bladder or maybe a Hank Hill scale urethra or is that sort of timing for a morning pee normal?

22 seconds pffth...

[0000]

Your "flow rate" must be tiny.

[andy-xr]

constant flow for a minute and a half? I dont think I have the muscles to do that! I get to around 20 seconds or so and have to reload

There's nowt so good as that tingle up the spine after a right good piss though

[WinstonWolf]

DragsterRR said:

In the news this morning was a research paper that stated that most mammals pee for roughly 22 seconds.
My Mrs reckons I'm a freak as my morning pee (as timed by her) has reached up to 1 minute 41 seconds.
Now personally I think she's the freak for timing it in the first place but...

Do I have a record breaking bladder or maybe a Hank Hill scale urethra or is that sort of timing for a morning pee normal?

22 seconds pffth...

She's a freak...

[BoRED S2upid]

In the morning? That is a bit odd as your not drinking throughout the night it will be a short pee. I can easily pee for a minute mid morning once I've had a few coffees and have something to pee.

[Laurel Green]

As any plumber will tell you; it's the flow rate that counts.

[stargazer30]

100% flow rate. I, like you, can pee for what seems like an age.

Do you have boys? Ever wonder why they hose the entire area before getting it on target - that's flow rate too!

[anonymous-user]

You need a new stopcock

[RobinOakapple]

The gold standard is a policeman's horse.

[cranford10]

I rarely break 30 seconds but my flow rate must be impressive. Mrs C likens it to the sound of Steptoe's horse

[55palfers]

Furosemide!

Try that.

Then tell me about peeing.

[MikeT66]

As long as you don't overfill the kettle you should be fine.

[J8 SVG]

anonymous said:

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At festivals when stuck in a crowd I have rather shamefully had to resort to filling a paper pint cup and there have been times when I've had to be passed a second - not easy to stop mid flow!

(I know this probably makes me a terrible human but it only gets placed on the floor and tipped away from any feet, it's not launched like some!)

[opieoilman]

Never timed myself, but one of our Jack Russells refuses to go out when it's raining, so will hold it for a whole day at times. When he goes out after that, I reckon he lasts a full minute and that's a pretty small dog.

[HarryFlatters]

Topical http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-3427...

[750turbo]

MikeT66 said:

As long as you don't overfill the kettle you should be fine.

Any excuse to bring this up

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[Aldos Army]

1 min 40? That'd have to be a "sit down pee" !!!!

[Baryonyx]

OP, do you have prostate trouble?

[soad]

Mine is red.

I blame pickled beetroot.

[castex]

Mine currently smells of asparagus. I don't know why I told you that.