Today in 'how to make life difficult for yourself'

[Ari]

FFS.

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/man-called-s...

[-crookedtail-]

How was he even allowed to do it, the stupid fk?

Has he tried to get into the US yet, what an utter tt!!

[MacW]

His precious wedding photos and access to Tinder...

[DannyScene]

The 30-year-old said his life was ruined when he was banned from accessing his account - because Facebook thought it was a fake

Life ruined?? Slight over exaggeration there, I think this guy needs to get a life

[Vizsla]

That poor lass in Merseyside has just lost her husband and father to her two kiddies, but this dhead's life has been 'ruined' by not being able to access his Faecesbook?

FFS

[blinkythefish]

MacW said:

His precious wedding photos and access to Tinder...

Sounds Complicated.

[haggishunter]

Life ruined!

Something needs a slap.

He can't access his wedding photos or tinder? Surely he should only care about one or the other?

[Neil H]

Retard of the highest order. Having your 'life ruined' because you can't get onto Facebook says a lot about his life.

[Disastrous]

That said, why shouldn't he be able to change his name to whatever he wants and have a Facebook account?

It's not harming anyone at all.

I knew of a bloke who changed his name to Thorsten Sideboard because he liked it. Sounded quite cool I thought.

[PugwasHDJ80]

Genius

suspect his mate all call him bob or wker

[Yiliterate]

PugwasHDJ80 said:

Genius

suspect his mate all call him bob or wker

Well, as his real name is Willy Wood...

[Jaska]

PugwasHDJ80 said:

Genius

suspect his mate all call him bob or wker

I'd have thought a man who has changed his name in this manner leads with this when he meets people for the first time i.e

'Hi, what's your name? Oh that's neat, mines something long and complicated etc etc etc...'

Based on that, I really doubt he would have mates.

[MysteryLemon]

Dipst shouldn't be using facebook as picture storage. He'll have a great time if he ever wants to print his treasured wedding pics and finds that he'll struggle to get a good quality 6x4 out of them after facebook as compressed and resized them.

I honestly worry about the future.

[AndrewEH1]

Top notch censoring of this driving licence too by the paper...

[Chris Type R]

Yiliterate said:

Well, as his real name is Willy Wood...

Could have renamed to Will.I.Wood

[Hooli]

What a cockend.

[Dr Interceptor]

I bet his mum always hoped he'd make Something of himself.

[P-Jay]

Man devoid of personality gives himself a stupid name in a attempt to compensate, has his life ruined when he can't share the joke online.

Couldn't he just dye his hair bright red or something.

[the_lone_wolf]

MacW said:

His precious wedding photos and access to Tinder...

Haha, I'm not the only for whom who that jumped out of the page then?

[rehab71]

Who has all their wedding photo's on Facebook?