Remain seated or not?

[Etretat]

SWMBO says that after using the "throne" it's normal to stand whilst using the paper provided. I think one should remain seated (on one cheek).
Who is correct?

[hornetrider]

I like to cock a leg on the seat to get good access.

[P-Jay]

I'm not sure the exact point PH and Internet Forums in general reached 'Peak Content' but I know we passed it a long time ago.

[55palfers]

Don't you read the paper whilst actually having a dump?

[Puggit]

My butler attends to it for me.

[BoRED S2upid]

Your correct.

[Puggit]

BoRED S2upid said:

Your correct.

You're not.

[anonymous-user]

BoRED S2upid said:

Your correct.

[soad]

55palfers said:

Don't you read the paper whilst actually having a dump?

Not me.

[toon10]

Surely you remain seated and then have that one last "super" wipe standing up at the end.

[C0ffin D0dger]

hornetrider said:

I like to cock a leg on the seat to get good access.

This

[southendpier]

thought you were supposed to reach through your legs while sitting, to use the water, - avoiding the fresh ploppage and flick the water to splash against your ring to A: cool it down B: enable it to shrink back to shape and C: clean it.

Like they do in foreign.

[Starfighter]

Does she not use the 3 sea shells?

[Silverbullet767]

Starfighter said:

Does she not use the 3 sea shells?

Ha, she doesn't know how to use the three seashells....

[nute]

Meh, remain seated. One up, one down, one polish and you are done.

[TheEnd]

Puggit said:

My butler attends to it for me.

Couldn't afford a Groom of the Stool in your household, eh?

Well, I guess the recession hits us all in different ways.

[Rude-boy]

On the subject of "Peak Thread" we had on about wiping back to front or front to back a while ago...

To answeer the question. Depends how much alcohol has been involved.

[backwoodsman]

I thought the PH way, was to remove the shower head, and insert the pipe into your rectum.



That will show how long I lurked, before signing up.

[ApOrbital]

I remember that from years ago.

Edited by ApOrbital on Monday 12th October 18:39

[xjay1337]

hornetrider said:

I like to cock a leg on the seat to get good access.

I'm so glad it's not just me!!! Leg up, wipe away. Easy.