OTT neighbourhood watch weirdo...
OTT neighbourhood watch weirdo...
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Vincefox

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20,566 posts

203 months

Thursday 22nd October 2015
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Just had a very odd experience. Walking round the estate taking a few pics of any properties with fences in front of the property line to prove it's common around the area as i'm applying to have a fence built. I'm wearing a suit and staying on the road and paths and making no attempt to hide what i'm doing.

Oldish bloke comes belting out of one house waving his arms and shouting neighbourhood watch, on camera, etc and essentially trying to shoo me away with his arms. I've politely but firmly said "why do you feel the need to point that out to me?" and he's kept ranting on. I've stopped him cold, given him my full name, address and then POINTED AT MY OWN fkING HOUSE BEHIND HIS, telling him he has my details if he feels the need to forward them to anyone.

Go off and take a few more pics, then went back indoors and thought "hang on, he might actually be frightened" (god knows why) so went back with a pad and pen, wroted down my details and prepared to show him my photos. He opens the door eventually with his phone obviously connected to someone else/recording and practically shoving it up my nose.
I've calmly explained what i'm doing, given him my details, shown him all the photos and that there are no strong identifiers such as number plates, etc. he's then continued to berate me, going on about how there are some old people living around there and it's a cul de sac, etc. i pointed out i care for both my elderly disabled parents and that he has my sympathy. He continues to talk down to me like i'm there to steal his metal.

Left saying i hope he feels a bit more at ease and that i was actually trying to do something nice by putting his mind at rest. I wish i hadn't fking bothered.

rohrl

8,984 posts

176 months

Thursday 22nd October 2015
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If you're feeling bad because you upset him I wouldn't worry too much. Old people do get panicky and scare easily.

Perhaps you could dress up as the grim reaper and point at him. It's nearly Hallowe'en after all.

FourWheelDrift

92,387 posts

315 months

Thursday 22nd October 2015
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Or tell him you're an estate agent taking photos of all the houses around him as all the owners are selling up because of some mad old fart at number 12? (whatever number he is)

Hamish Finn

476 posts

139 months

Thursday 22nd October 2015
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I'm afraid if I saw someone outside my house taking photos of it I'd chase them away as well.

So many weirdos and scammers out there, and taking photos of other people's properties is very strange.

Blaster72

12,715 posts

228 months

Thursday 22nd October 2015
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Sounds like he just got scared and over reacted.

Best left alone now, I think you did more than enough explaining yourself.

The Moose

23,706 posts

240 months

Thursday 22nd October 2015
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Hamish Finn said:
I'm afraid if I saw someone outside my house taking photos of it I'd chase them away as well.

So many weirdos and scammers out there, and taking photos of other people's properties is very strange.
And yet 9 times out of 10 the same is available on Google Maps StreetView but it's often easier to just take a quick photo.

hidetheelephants

36,367 posts

224 months

Thursday 22nd October 2015
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This thread fails to deliver; on seeing who the OP was I was hoping for some Ron Swanson-style neighbourhood watch antics. I are disappoint.

Vincefox

Original Poster:

20,566 posts

203 months

Thursday 22nd October 2015
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I try to paddle my own canoe these days smile

HBLC

610 posts

203 months

Thursday 22nd October 2015
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Vincefox said:
Walking round the estate taking a few pics of any properties with fences in front of the property line to prove it's common around the area as i'm applying to have a fence built.
You pervert.

Bungleaio

6,594 posts

233 months

Friday 23rd October 2015
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Google street view will give you the images if you need to do this in the future.

northwest monkey

6,370 posts

220 months

Friday 23rd October 2015
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He sounds like he'd love you to go round "Trick or Treating" next week.

Several times.

Foxeh

1,114 posts

163 months

Friday 23rd October 2015
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Vince you scary bd!

winktongue out

Crush

15,078 posts

200 months

Friday 23rd October 2015
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rohrl said:
If you're feeling bad because you upset him I wouldn't worry too much. Old people do get panicky and scare easily.

Perhaps you could dress up as the grim reaper and point at him. It's nearly Hallowe'en after all.
And some like to create problems in order to moan about something.

Back in 2000 I was working as a courier. As I drove down a wide two-way street,an elderly lady opened the door on her parked car and waved me down. I thought that maybe she'd missed a parcel delivery or needed help with directions and so wound down the window.

"You violated my right of way. I'm reporting you. You're losing your job. You violated my right of way" was the hysterical scream from what I can only describe as Yoda with tits.

She then phoned the police telling them the road we were on and the reg of my van. She later phoned the company I worked for after I presume the police told her to sod off rofl

I spoke with a few other couriers who had encountered similar problems with her. Apparently she just sat in her car all day and challenged anyone in a company vehicle!

Some people just like to cause trouble. I think it's because they do fk all with their lives and so enjoy conflict to given themselves a challenge.

surveyor

18,707 posts

215 months

Friday 23rd October 2015
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This reminds me of a property that I'd been sent out to do a drive by valuation on a few years ago. The lenders were contemplating repossession.

The woman came storming out, and of course I was not allowed to say why I was there taking photo's... It went on a little while....

Bailey93

524 posts

137 months

Friday 23rd October 2015
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Vincefox said:
wroted down my details
You did what sorry ?

Crush

15,078 posts

200 months

Friday 23rd October 2015
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Bailey93 said:
Vincefox said:
wroted down my details
You did what sorry ?
http://conjugator.reverso.net/conjugation-english-verb-wrote%20oneself.html

Edited by Crush on Friday 23 October 12:09

Zoon

7,307 posts

152 months

Friday 23rd October 2015
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Do you mean applying for planning permission to erect a fence which isn't on your land?

soad

34,745 posts

207 months

Friday 23rd October 2015
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Bungleaio said:
Google street view will give you the images if you need to do this in the future.
Where's the fun in that? Deploy a drone.

Doofus

34,622 posts

204 months

Friday 23rd October 2015
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Who are you to call him a weirdo? You're the one who puts a suit on to take photographs of other peoples' fences.

Sycamore

2,215 posts

149 months

Friday 23rd October 2015
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Put the suit back on and go stand outside his house while talking on the phone. Extra points for occasionally glancing at his house.