This Trick or Treat thing

[mybrainhurts]

I have a couple of buckets of sick by the front door.

Would it be bad form to deploy them?

[stuartmmcfc]

Probably otherwise your house will really stink

[mybrainhurts]

Good point, good point...

[jmorgan]

Sugar free haribro, just hope there are no fans on.

Edited by jmorgan on Saturday 31st October 20:28

[Troubleatmill]

mybrainhurts said:

I have a couple of buckets of sick by the front door.

Would it be bad form to deploy them?

To quite the IRA... "We know where you live.."


One would imagine throwing vomit over kids might make them dysfunction... and resentful... and with long memories ... they might just hunt you down and kill you... slowly and painfully.


I say .. you should go for it.

[Negative Creep]

No one knocked on my door, maybe the mothers told them not to as I must be some kind of weirdo. Oh well, more sweets for me.

[mybrainhurts]

Stop trying to confuse me...

[TheEnd]

jmorgan said:

Sugar free haribro, just hope there are no fans on.

[condor]

Good cartoon in yesterday's mail had as the response
Polite refusal or sweary rant

[Pugmitch]

I found connecting the doorbell to the mains worked a treat........it may explain why I'm currently doing a 'stretch' at HMP!

Mind you the little darlings have not called since!

[Wacky Racer]

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

[glenrobbo]

I always have a warm welcome for the little dearies....



You have to get onto the spirit of the thing, don't you/ Heh heh heh heh Cackle!

[jogger1976]

You could answer the door dressed like this. What could possibly go wrong?

[mybrainhurts]

jogger1976 said:

You could answer the door dressed like this. What could possibly go wrong?

[Roo]

[Eric Mc]

A long tradition on PH. Almost as old as "Trick or Treat" itself -

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?t=627...

[Evangelion]

Friend of mine once made a foam rubber hammer and anvil for his amateur dramatics group, and put them by the front door so he wouldn't forget to deliver them the next day. It was Halloween.

So later that night the doorbell rings, on opening up he sees two little girls, about 8 or 9, saying, "Trick or treat?"

"Trick," says my friend, grabs the hammer and goes 'doink, doink,' on their heads, and shuts the door. As they walked away he could hear one saying, "I thought WE were supposed to play the trick on THEM?"

[Chrisgr31]

Must admit how many kids have a trick prepared these days? They just pitch up expecting sweets!

[DannyScene]

Chrisgr31 said:

Must admit how many kids have a trick prepared these days? They just pitch up expecting sweets!

At the weekend some kids knocked on my parents door dressed in all the gear, I asked them for a trick, they just stared at me like I was some enormous pleb who didn't quite understand that in exchange for their parents buying crap fancy dress outfits I had to give them sweets

I did of course hand over sweets but it made me wonder what the point of it is any more, as such I won't be calling it trick or treating any more I'll simply be calling it begging for sweets from the non-weirdos in the neighbourhood

[mybrainhurts]

Bugger...

Nobody turned up. What do I do with these buckets of sick now...?

Anybody know where Jamie Oliver lives? I'm going to ask him for sweets next year...