photoshop comedy required

[Captainawesome]

Please help photoshop this picture. Its my mate on halloween. Calling the PH comedic geniuses.

[Troubleatmill]

No photoshop needed.
At the bottom of the picture he is already holding a very thin erect penis with a gold coloured condom.


I think we should pity him to be honest.

[Captainawesome]

I did think the same but wondered what magic the PH lot could come up with