The alternative 'Inspirations' calendar quotes 2016

[breadvan]

I'm just about to print my work calendars for 2016 and I'm fed up with usual landscape pictures and 'Together we are Stronger...' blah, blah, blah strap lines.

I want thought provoking and meaningful quotes.....

I'm thinking January will be - 'it's all sts and giggles until someone giggles and sts - anon'

Got any more?

[percy]

Plenty of ideas here if you haven't already seen them... http://despair.com/collections/demotivators

[breadvan]

perfect, thanks.

[HOGEPH]

"There's a fine line between "well done", and "what the fk did you do that for!""

[daddy cool]

Not that its probably suitable for your calendar, but I genuinely find the "Courage Wolf" image meme to be very inspirational (google images)

"Bite off more than you can chew... then chew it"
"Your fists.... never run out of ammo"
"Stare at the abyss... make it blink first"
"Falling is not defeat... not getting up is"
"Bring a knife to a gunfight... stab them while they're laughing"
"You are the result of 4 billion years of evolutionary success... fking act like it"

[MyVTECGoesBwaaah]

Love these (Possibly NSFW, much swearing):

http://imgur.com/gallery/UtTug

[cobra kid]

MyVTECGoesBwaaah said:

Love these (Possibly NSFW, much swearing):

http://imgur.com/gallery/UtTug

I've had a stty week but they have brought me round nicely!!!

"cumstains"

[droopsnoot]

percy said:

Plenty of ideas here if you haven't already seen them... http://despair.com/collections/demotivators

I always used to have a Demotivators calendar on the wall in work, until they got sufficiently cynical that they didn't even bother picking a selection of twelve, and made the customer choose them. Only a very small proportion of the people who looked at it noticed that they weren't actual motivational posters. My two favourites have to be "Leaders are like Eagles - we don't have either of them here" and "Get to work - you're not being paid to believe in the power of your dreams".