What is your Mrs like when she is "hormonal"?

[Thankyou4calling]

I am not into this sort of thing but I have to ask. What's your Mrs like? What do you do? How does it affect your family life?

[Monkeylegend]

She's like a supertanker in dry dock.

[rouge59]

She's like Freddie Kreuger for the preceding 36 hours, then absolutely fine.


After 20 odd years together we've learnt to live with her demonic possession, & work together to minimise its destructive chaos.

[Captain Benzo]

gotta be careful....

she may be reading this.


she's a fking nightmare, tetchy, angry and generally unpleasant.

the polar opposite of her normal self, so i guess its worse.

luckily she doesnt have the mentals......which is nice

[theshrew]

Not every month but a lot of them its like living with Jackal and Hyde.

Its the only time we have words really, I dread it.

[eltax91]

Mine used to be fine. In da t I didn't used to be able to tell, you know, apart from the lack of sex.

Then our little one was born, and every month since she's be a total fking nightmare for the 2 days before. Always end up in a fight and she's always touchy. Nightmare

[kwaka jack]

Tetchy, hungry, doesn't know what she wants, emotional, can be sarcastic at times, happy to take her frustration out on me when she's had a crap day.

Edited by kwaka jack on Saturday 21st November 23:27

[funkyrobot]

Monkeylegend said:

She's like a supertanker in dry dock.

I tried to sit on a ledge to push her, but she told me to fk off.

[hornetrider]

Monkeylegend said:

She's like a supertanker in dry dock.

Mines like superfly tnt. Like a race car running in the red.

[funkyrobot]

theshrew said:

Not every month but a lot of them its like living with Jackal and Hyde.

Is that the budget version of the original duo?

[funkyrobot]

eltax91 said:

Mine used to be fine. In da t I didn't used to be able to tell, you know, apart from the lack of sex.

Then our little one was born, and every month since she's be a total fking nightmare for the 2 days before. Always end up in a fight and she's always touchy. Nightmare

Mine used to be fine until pregnancy too.

[eltax91]

funkyrobot said:

eltax91 said:

Mine used to be fine. In da t I didn't used to be able to tell, you know, apart from the lack of sex.

Then our little one was born, and every month since she's be a total fking nightmare for the 2 days before. Always end up in a fight and she's always touchy. Nightmare

Mine used to be fine until pregnancy too.

Ridiculous isn't it? She's pregnant again now so I'm hoping for a swing back the other way!

She's more temperamental than my ageing, rusty, FI MX5.

[theshrew]

funkyrobot said:

theshrew said:

Not every month but a lot of them its like living with Jackal and Hyde.

Is that the budget version of the original duo?

Whichever gets the most mental !

[Monkeylegend]

How do you make a hormone?

[DickyC]

funkyrobot said:

theshrew said:

Not every month but a lot of them its like living with Jackal and Hyde.

Is that the budget version of the original duo?

Correct, with The Day of the Jekyll being the deluxe version.

[Happy Jim]

Monkeylegend said:

How do you make a hormone?

Don't pay her - boom boom

[funkyrobot]

Happy Jim said:

Monkeylegend said:

How do you make a hormone?

Don't pay her - boom boom

Put your fist up her bum?

[HD Adam]

My wife is perfectly normal at all times.

Never had the mental ever about anything.



Hmmm, wonder if she used to be a bloke

[Bit of a Unit]

Thankyou4calling said:

I am not into this sort of thing but I have to ask. What's your Mrs like? What do you do? How does it affect your family life?

She's thankfully an ex now but on occasions impossible. It would have been safer to floss the teeth of a great white shark in the middle of a feeding frenzy than try and reason with the woman during "that time"

There's nothing you can do.

[Monkeylegend]

Happy Jim said:

Monkeylegend said:

How do you make a hormone?

Don't pay her - boom boom

Is the right answer