Bacon scented pants

[jimothy]

Anyone want bacon scented undercrackers?

https://baconsalt.3dcartstores.com/Bacon-Scented-U...

The ad said said:

Our legal team has advised us to post the following warnings:

• If you have a large dog with razor sharp teeth, please do not fall asleep in J&D's Bacon Scented Underwear.
• J&D's Bacon Scented Underwear is not recommended for people in the following professions: mail carriers, zookeepers, veterinarians, dog catchers and walkers, and circus performers (especially lion tamers).
• If you are hiking in the woods where bears are known to roam, please do not wear Bacon Scented Underwear without also carrying a firearm.

[JuniorD]

I knew a red-headed girl who had swordfish scented pants

[KarlMac]

I misread the title as 'bacon scented plants'

[soad]

That's just silly!

[Hoofy]

soad said:

That's just silly!

It just doesn't make scents.

[size]

Hoofy said:

It just doesn't make scents.

A friend went the whole hog and bought some, he's much rasher than myself when shopping.

[Mini1275]

I bet they're a pig to put on.

[s3fella]

Easy to keep a dog away...musl'im.


here all week, try the veal

[Steamer]

But they won't smell like bacon will they!.. They will smell like 'Bacon Fries', which really isnt what bacon smells or tastes like in reality.

...and no I'm not planning on eating them (much).

[daddy cool]

[mybrainhurts]

Do the makers have an Iranian agent yet?

[kwaka jack]

JuniorD said:

I knew a red-headed girl who had swordfish scented pants

[Iva Barchetta]

Poork quality jokes.....

[Celtic Dragon]

Iva Barchetta said:

Poork quality jokes.....

Stop hamming it up!

[Steamer]

Q: Whats green and also smells like bacon?











A: Kermit the Frog's finger!

[glenrobbo]

Next they'll be marketing bacon rind G-strings & pig's ear posing pouches.