Christmas In Real Time....in one sentence

[anonymous-user]

Traditional Christmas Eve guests just gone now watching some bizarre real time Sleigh Ride just cameras strapped onto reindeer for hours nothing happens so waiting for an IED to liven it up.

[Jonboy_t]

Been prepping tomorrow's dinner since 4:30 whilst sipping on old speckled hen, listening to Zac Brown Band and watching my 2 year old leave his first drink and mince pie out for Father Christmas.

Happy me

[Zelda Pinwheel]

smoked salmon, scrambled egg, champagne now parked on sofa watching telly while cats kill fresh catnip.

[anonymous-user]

Waiting to take son out for a pissup soon BBC 4 Sleigh ride still going on what's it all about?

[Jonboy_t]

Also, feeding mrs_t lots of wine in the vain hope she'll let me tongue punch her in the baby box later on.

[Anubis]

Er...how do you follow up on that!

[Jonboy_t]

Anubis said:

Er...how do you follow up on that!

Bit of a personal question, but depends on how much she's had to drink.

[Einion Yrth]

meh

[poing]

Drinking Baileys, do they sell this stuff any other time of year?

[castex]

Drinking a reasonable Sauvignon and watching Bond with my extremely happy and excited universe in orbit around me.

[Anubis]

Jonboy_t said:

Bit of a personal question, but depends on how much she's had to drink.

[Mini1275]

Jonboy_t said:

Also, feeding mrs_t lots of wine in the vain hope she'll let me tongue punch her in the baby box later on.

Beautiful.

[Tango13]

Arse like a Chinese blow torch due to food poisoning...

[Monkeylegend]

Kate Bush TOTP 1978 Wuthering Heights

[chilistrucker]

Kids are grown up now, so myself and the mrs are wondering what time we can wake the dog up in the morning to open his presents?

[themanwithnoname]

Good whisky in hand and Morcambe and Wise on TV, perhaps some cheese later.

[pembo]

Surprisingly quick 100mile drive, walked to the pub so son could see the house lights (honest!) and now I'm just looking forward to finding out what's in my ph secret Santa parcel, goodnight!

[alfie2244]

chilistrucker said:

Kids are grown up now, so myself and the mrs are wondering what time we can wake the dog up in the morning to open his presents?

Not sure if it's the alcohol but I laughed so much my stomach is aching

[BenWRXSEi]

alfie2244 said:

chilistrucker said:

Kids are grown up now, so myself and the mrs are wondering what time we can wake the dog up in the morning to open his presents?

Not sure if it's the alcohol but I laughed so much my stomach is aching

It's the alcohol

Just back from the pub with my mum, dad and brother. The only time of year really just the four of us get together without various hangers on. Rather lovely

[chilistrucker]

alfie2244 said:

chilistrucker said:

Kids are grown up now, so myself and the mrs are wondering what time we can wake the dog up in the morning to open his presents?

Not sure if it's the alcohol but I laughed so much my stomach is aching

Sadly its the truth. We'll get excited as he rips them from the wrapping paper and then destroys them all in less than 5 minutes. H e will then look at us slightly miffed and spend the rest of the day mainly, sleeping, eating and farting

Happy Christmas