Families at Christmas
Families at Christmas
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huwp

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833 posts

206 months

Thursday 24th December 2015
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Consider this as a thread in which to vent frustration or generally observe the ups and downs of spending time with family at Christmas.

"Can we bring anything?" my mother asks.

"That's kind" I reply. "But the fridge is full, as is the freezer; wine would always be useful".

What do the parents hand over on arrival?

A 20kg sack of potatoes!

I give up...


chilistrucker

4,543 posts

182 months

Thursday 24th December 2015
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Well thats your mash sorted for boxing day, to go with your cold meat and pickles smile

Make the most of the old duffers daftness though, i wish i could.

Spare tyre

12,698 posts

161 months

Thursday 24th December 2015
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My outlaws moan about all the food they'd like to eat, my Mrs always wants to please so buys it

They turn up, barely touch anything, then moan about the stuff we didn't have that they wouldn't have eaten

Luckily for me they rarely stay for more than a couple of hours

Vaud

59,910 posts

186 months

Thursday 24th December 2015
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huwp said:
A 20kg sack of potatoes!
http://www.instructables.com/id/Potato-Vodka/

oldbanger

4,328 posts

269 months

Friday 25th December 2015
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Meh, I've been at my parents since Monday with the kids. Highlight of my week was being called Hitlerian by my father for suggesting I take a drive out with the youngest one and one of her cousins to look at Christmas lights. He even did the actions and put on a German accent. Pure comedy gold. We are here till Sunday, so I am sure I'll have topped that before we go home.

Edited by oldbanger on Friday 25th December 00:51

David87

7,043 posts

243 months

Friday 25th December 2015
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Who has the most numerous family members at one Christmas lunch? I'm going to my wife's side, who at her nan's will have over 20 people, most of whom I do not like. This is all in a normal bungalow. It's quite out of hand.

NDA

25,777 posts

256 months

Friday 25th December 2015
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It would be nice if once, just once, they turned around and said 'hey dad, thanks for another year of providing all this for us'. The sense of entitlement is staggering.

johnwilliams77

8,308 posts

134 months

Friday 25th December 2015
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NDA said:
It would be nice if once, just once, they turned around and said 'hey dad, thanks for another year of providing all this for us'. The sense of entitlement is staggering.
Perhaps you have crossed the line of giving them too much.

Vizsla

1,202 posts

155 months

Friday 25th December 2015
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oldbanger said:
Meh, I've been at my parents since Monday with the kids. Highlight of my week was being called Hitlerian by my father for suggesting I take a drive out with the youngest one and one of her cousins to look at Christmas lights. He even did the actions and put on a German accent. Pure comedy gold. We are here till Sunday, so I am sure I'll have topped that myself before we go home.

Edited by oldbanger on Friday 25th December 00:51
FTFY

oldbanger

4,328 posts

269 months

Friday 25th December 2015
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I am just thankful that he can't goose step around any more, as he lost his leg earlier in the year. He is Basil Faulty crossed with Brian Blessed. Oh how we laugh.

MG CHRIS

9,322 posts

198 months

Friday 25th December 2015
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well its just my parents and sister my nan is over her other daughters house for a change so just the 4 of us. The women are in the kitchen and me and my father are playing with the presents one of which I'm typing on here with hp pavilion laptop/tablet thing. Even when younger never did the big family thing as we don't talk

Vaud

59,910 posts

186 months

Friday 25th December 2015
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oldbanger said:
I am just thankful that he can't goose step around any more, as he lost his leg earlier in the year. He is Basil Faulty crossed with Brian Blessed. Oh how we laugh.
Sounds brilliant.

stuartmmcfc

8,775 posts

223 months

Friday 25th December 2015
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huwp said:
Consider this as a thread in which to vent frustration or generally observe the ups and downs of spending time with family at Christmas.

"Can we bring anything?" my mother asks.

"That's kind" I reply. "But the fridge is full, as is the freezer; wine would always be useful".

What do the parents hand over on arrival?

A 20kg sack of potatoes!

I give up...
My Mother was already invited for the day but last week I suggested she stay Christmas Eve.
"Shall I bring anything?" She asked.
"Thanks, but we're OK"
"Are you sure you. don't want me to bring a ....turkey?"
FFS, I hadn't considered we might need one of those.





My Wife, thinking she understood my Mother, suggested she bring some after 8 mints.
Even she was surprised when she turned up last night with 6 different boxes.

huwp

Original Poster:

833 posts

206 months

Friday 25th December 2015
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I'll swap you your after eights for my potatoes!

AstonZagato

14,287 posts

241 months

Friday 25th December 2015
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NDA said:
It would be nice if once, just once, they turned around and said 'hey dad, thanks for another year of providing all this for us'. The sense of entitlement is staggering.
My wife and I realised that we have done the family Christmas for the extended family for 27 years. More than half our lives. My mother in particular is specatularly ungrateful, difficult and entitled.

Impasse

15,099 posts

272 months

Friday 25th December 2015
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Would have been nice if daughter had returned my call. Ho hum.

Digger

17,043 posts

222 months

Friday 25th December 2015
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Impasse said:
Would have been nice if daughter had returned my call. Ho hum.
You've done more than many many people do at this time of the year.

Fingers crossed she'll get in touch tomorrow.

smile

williamp

20,459 posts

304 months

Saturday 26th December 2015
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Im 38, married with 2 children...
My mum bought over a 9 pack of toilet rolls "just in case"

Pints

18,451 posts

225 months

Saturday 26th December 2015
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My sister has turned into a self righteous and preaching vegan in this past year, and my mother seems to think that it's a rather good idea.
Mrs P - a vegetarian when we met who now at least eats chicken and fish - also seems rather taken with this new religion.

Since the above three antagonists spent yesterday extolling the virtues of edible plants and the evils of meat, I suspect that the Christmas lunch of 2015 will be the last where gammon and beef roasts are permitted at the table.


Quite frankly, I haven't found an appropriate smiley with which to end this post.

Impasse

15,099 posts

272 months

Saturday 26th December 2015
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Pints said:
Quite frankly, I haven't found an appropriate smiley with which to end this post.