Deciphering help required

[V40TC]

in the loft of our new house
I found these messages written
I can read the lowest one but cannot make out the others
anyone able to make out any of the Text ?

[Kermit power]

Intriguing, but I'm not sure why you think people will be able to decipher from a small photo something which you can't work out in person?

[Benni]

"Do not remove these bricks unless you want the monster to escape."

[CorbynForTheBin]

It's quite hard to make out but...

"And it was written that there would be the Second Coming...


CockWomble7 will rise again"

[Evoluzione]

Better pics needed.
I'm on a wky phone, but top one reads 'these pics were found in the barn xxxxxx and put here by xxxxxx.'

[V40TC]

I will take some more
the lowest one says

came back from holland 21-4-45
lead gunner sf sayce

the one above possibly
has

Ken *** had too much to drink
don't reach my birthday

[38911]

Here's my best guess.

These bricks were found in the barn ???? and put here for safety

[top brick inelligible]

[middle brick]

his fort??? got to much to defend

??? sentenced ??? Sabotage

later?? missing

[bottom brick]

came back from holland 21-4-45

??? gunner

[Kenty]

I would remove the bricks and have a look, they quite clearly have had a plate over them of some sort.

[slybynight]

first one says..."Daddy's flown across the ocean
Leaving just a memory"

second one..."Daddy what else did you leave for me?"

third one..."Daddy, what'd'ja leave behind for me?!?"

f'ed if I know what it means.

[Evoluzione]

What are the bricks bonded together with, S&C or lime? If you know it may help decide if you are being taken for a ride.
Lime is very soft (in comparison) and was phased out in a certain (Googleable) period.

[Impasse]

Difficult to translate exactly, but to summarise she doesn't fancy you and has no intention of sleeping with you ever.
Sorry about that.

[RDM]

slybynight said:

first one says..."Daddy's flown across the ocean
Leaving just a memory"

second one..."Daddy what else did you leave for me?"

third one..."Daddy, what'd'ja leave behind for me?!?"

f'ed if I know what it means.

You..yes you.. Stand still laddie!

[soad]

RDM said:

slybynight said:

first one says..."Daddy's flown across the ocean
Leaving just a memory"

second one..."Daddy what else did you leave for me?"

third one..."Daddy, what'd'ja leave behind for me?!?"

f'ed if I know what it means.

You..yes you.. Stand still laddie!

Another Brick In the Wall by Pink Floyd.

[marmitemania]

It looks like a Georgian or Victorian house, if that's somewhere near the middle or in the middle of the wall it would have had an access plate for the chimney.

[anonymous-user]

Why no mortar on the top brick ? Thats more intriguing.

[gr1340]

Maybe it is hiding the entrance (or exit) to a secret German bunker.

[V40TC]

2nd brick
Ken **** had to much to drink down combwich Saturday night 21st march.

[Looket]

gr1340 said:

Maybe it is hiding the entrance (or exit) to a secret German bunker.

There'll be a man with a light stick behind those bricks. With his arse crack on full display.

Don't be scared. His name is Dave and he's nice.

[marmitemania]

V40TC said:

2nd brick
Ken **** had to much to drink down combwich Saturday night 21st march.

There is muck in the top joint in this picture. Have you prodded it about? If it's a used chimney with an open fire that needs re-sealing, if you have a wood burner it should have a liner and will be OK.

[V40TC]

It is a dividing wall in the Roof of a barn conversion, from one loft space to the next.
no idea why no mortar.
I only just looked up there to put the xmas decorations away in the new house for the first time.