Desperate thief!

[anonymous-user]

or maybe the queue for the till was just too long

http://www.yorkpress.co.uk/news/14192069.Man_sough...

[CountZero23]

I heard he was on the run.

[Some Gump]

I met a man in a pub who'd heard he was planning a job, but I had no clue he was planning to follow through with it.

[Bodged]

he didn't want to get caught short...

[Rude-boy]

Sad to say this is one criminal who we know is not stting himself waiting for the Police to turn up.

[Reardy Mister]

That will stain his record.

[ApOrbital]

He is a marked man.

[Nom de ploom]

I see the police are appealing for witnesses.

apparently they have nothing to go on....

[Pixel Pusher]

His grandad was an Imodium thief.

His dad was an Imodium thief.

It must run in their genes.