"Sex lube and a fish slice" on Mumsnet

[ajprice]

http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/_chat/a2550904-Oh-Chri...

I was going to put this in the juvenile things that make you snigger thread, but I think a new thread is needed

[Pickled]

Thread title disappoints...

[Goaty Bill 2]

This reply is of the quality expected on PH;

"Amazed that sex Lube and a fish slice didn't work - that's always my go to combination for kitchen emergencies!"

[GAjon]

Typical, they know fk all about welding.

[northwest monkey]

It's difficult to actually make sense of that site without having a handy acronym chart to hand. I'm guessing when they're talking about "DP", it's something different to what I'm thinking of.

[12TS]

ajprice said:

http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/_chat/a2550904-Oh-Chri...

I was going to put this in the juvenile things that make you snigger thread, but I think a new thread is needed

What we're doing over there in the first place?

[Marvib]

northwest monkey said:

It's difficult to actually make sense of that site without having a handy acronym chart to hand. I'm guessing when they're talking about "DP", it's something different to what I'm thinking of.

dear partner I think? Certainly not the DP you're thinking of

[Puggit]

OP on Mumsnet said:

Made another few tentative jabs with the fish slice, and could feel it making progress and then suddenly it slid the whole way in!

And that is exactly what 'sex lube' is for

[ajprice]

12TS said:

What we're doing over there in the first place?

It was shared on my Facebook feed.

This one was an inventive solution:

"Get some plasticine, build a wall around it, fill with water?? If you let it soak in its mini pool long enough, do you think it will loosen??"

Yes, a pool of water on an electric hob is a great idea!

[northwest monkey]

Marvib said:

northwest monkey said:

It's difficult to actually make sense of that site without having a handy acronym chart to hand. I'm guessing when they're talking about "DP", it's something different to what I'm thinking of.

dear partner I think? Certainly not the DP you're thinking of

No, no it wasn't.

I've come to the conclusion that maybe Mumsnet is not the best place for me. I got very excited when one of them said she loved BBC but then realised she was talking about Radio 3

[mybrainhurts]

northwest monkey said:

It's difficult to actually make sense of that site without having a handy acronym chart to hand. I'm guessing when they're talking about "DP", it's something different to what I'm thinking of.

Darling pervert, unless I'm mistaken...

[mybrainhurts]

Just viewed the thread.

Strewth. Women.

I'm getting worried now. Should we really allow them to be doctors?

[Looket]

mybrainhurts said:

Darling pervert, unless I'm mistaken...

You are. Dealer principal.

[Dr Doofenshmirtz]

So what's the solution chaps...heat it back up to silly temps to loosten it?

[Dr Doofenshmirtz]

So what's the solution chaps...heat it back up to silly temps to loosten it?

[Phil Dicky]

Dr Doofenshmirtz said:

So what's the solution chaps...heat it back up to silly temps to loosten it?

That would be my guess...but with some water in the pan to avoid more damage.

[daddy cool]

"but I have had a try with a sachet of sex lube and a fish slice."

I didnt know it came in sachet format...

[soad]

WD-40?

[ali_kat]

Oh gods

I actually want to signup to help

[Goaty Bill 2]

mybrainhurts said:

Just viewed the thread.

Strewth. Women.

I'm getting worried now. Should we really allow them to be doctors?

Or into the kitchen for that matter...