Photoshop challenge...

[Lefty]

It's a kebab by the way.

[Impasse]

Tried my best but he still looks like a fat bloke scoffing his pre-breakfast snack.

[Hamish Finn]

What is the challenge?

[Lefty]

Sadly he's a young athletic bd who eats about 5000 calories per day but is still about 12 stone.

[Einion Yrth]

Lefty said:

Sadly he's a young athletic bd who eats about 5000 calories per day but is still about 12 stone.

That's Ok; somewhere between 30 and 35 he'll start to turn into a hot air balloon and it'll take him a decade to learn how to deal with it.

[LordHaveMurci]

Einion Yrth said:

Lefty said:

Sadly he's a young athletic bd who eats about 5000 calories per day but is still about 12 stone.

That's Ok; somewhere between 30 and 35 he'll start to turn into a hot air balloon and it'll take him a decade to learn how to deal with it.

[Lefty]

Hamish Finn said:

What is the challenge?

Do your worst. Please.

[13m]

Einion Yrth said:

Lefty said:

Sadly he's a young athletic bd who eats about 5000 calories per day but is still about 12 stone.

That's Ok; somewhere between 30 and 35 he'll start to turn into a hot air balloon and it'll take him a decade to learn how to deal with it.

Oh how true. Exactly what happened to me.

[Lefty]

It hit me when I was about 28 actually.

[dudleybloke]

[AmiableChimp]

[dudleybloke]

[AmiableChimp]

[mybrainhurts]

[Cupramax]

@ nurts

[Crush]

[daddy cool]

[Lefty]

Crush said:

Winner!

[Cupramax]

Definitely needs the kebab replacing with a large purple dildo, sadly my photoshopping skills are non existent.

[BOBTEE]