Celebrity Names You Can't Say Normally

[DanB7290]

I was just thinking to myself the other day, whenever Matt Damon is mentioned, I always think of the Team America scene, and likewise with Craig David and Bo Selecta. Anyone got any similar ones?

[ChemicalChaos]

[London geezer accent] Jason Statham [/London geezer]

[HaroldBishop]

Ulrikakakakakaka Johnsson

[drivin_me_nuts]

Michael Caine
Janet street Porter

[16v stretch]

Ralpaha Fienenenes

Enjoy.

[funkyrobot]

The artist formerly known as Prince.

Too long a name. I get to formerly and get bored.

[anonymous-user]

That fu**er with big teeth who was on celebrity big brother. Not even a celebrity. Cant stand the c**t. Cant say his name, just want to knock his teeth out.

[Some Gump]

SEBASTIAN LOEB

[stanthebiker]

Joey Deacon

[Crush]

Benedict Cucumberbadge

[Evangelion]

I often wonder whether Benedict Cumberpatch has a brother named Quentin.

Then he'd be Q. Cumberpatch.

The other name I can never pronounce is James Corden. Whenever I try it always comes out 'unfunny obnoxious fat .'

[Calletrece]

Crush said:

Benedict Cucumberbadge

Benzadryl Bumnotsnatch

[CR6ZZ]

Arnie Alphabet (Schwarzenegger)

[bobbo89]

Lloyd Grossman
Alan Rickman
Alan Carr

[HTP99]

Holly Willa-Booby

[Brigand]

Craig David - Bo Selecta's Crraaaaaiiiiig Daayvid!

[anonymous-user]

stanthebiker said:

Joey Deacon

Ngggggggggggggg!

[IanCress]

I always remember from the TV comedy Bottom, where Ritchie pronounces Kilroy as kill ROY!, with the emphasis on 'Roy' rather than 'kil'.

[Rosscow]

Brigand said:

Craig David - Bo Selecta's Crraaaaaiiiiig Daayvid!

[option click]

Nicholas bloody Parsons!

Edited by option click on Thursday 25th February 11:17