How Gay are you?
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FredClogs

Original Poster:

14,041 posts

192 months

Thursday 17th March 2016
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Olly Murs (google it grandad) reckons he's 20% gay.

Made me wonder how gay I might be and how you'd quantify it. I'd definitely say that of the 5 blokes in my immediate vicinity I wouldn't fk any of them, so by that measure I'm definitely less gay than Olly Murs, but that's hardly surprised me.

Trophy Husband

3,924 posts

138 months

Thursday 17th March 2016
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I have one gay eye.

anonymous-user

85 months

Thursday 17th March 2016
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Olly Murs 20%
FredClogs 19.9%
Trophy husband 13%
El stovey 0%


simoid

19,774 posts

189 months

Thursday 17th March 2016
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He is a good dancer and has quite a high voice and smiley face. Is that what he means?

FredClogs

Original Poster:

14,041 posts

192 months

Thursday 17th March 2016
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simoid said:
He is a good dancer and has quite a high voice and smiley face. Is that what he means?
I never smile and sound like Fred Dibnah, but I can throw shape or two on the dance floor.

anothernameitist

1,500 posts

166 months

Thursday 17th March 2016
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100%
Got a Problem

Johnny

9,652 posts

315 months

Thursday 17th March 2016
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How much are you paying?

Will I get free pharmaceuticals?

anonymous-user

85 months

Thursday 17th March 2016
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Johnny said:
How much are you paying?

Will I get free pharmaceuticals?
to give it or take it ?

wilfandrowlf

603 posts

243 months

Thursday 17th March 2016
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anothernameitist said:
100%
Got a Problem


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FredClogs

Original Poster:

14,041 posts

192 months

Thursday 17th March 2016
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anothernameitist said:
100%
Got a Problem
Ha ha, no - well other than not knowing how gay I am, I'd probably kiss David Beckham on the cheek, I bet he smells lovey, does that put me about 5%? By what metric are you measuring to arrive at 100%?

Morningside

24,147 posts

260 months

Thursday 17th March 2016
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el stovey said:
Olly Murs 20%
FredClogs 19.9%
Trophy husband 13%
El stovey 0%
And yet you clicked on the thread. curious? So can well call that 1%?

smile

A10

633 posts

130 months

Thursday 17th March 2016
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5%???

No, that makes you as gay as a summer's day.

simoid

19,774 posts

189 months

Thursday 17th March 2016
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anothernameitist said:
100%
Got a Problem
Is that a question or a statement?

Puggit

49,829 posts

279 months

Thursday 17th March 2016
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It's all about the Kinsey scale: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kinsey_scale

A10

633 posts

130 months

Thursday 17th March 2016
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simoid said:
anothernameitist said:
100%
Got a Problem
Is that a question or a statement?
rofl

anothernameitist

1,500 posts

166 months

Thursday 17th March 2016
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No Guestion Mark so statement love

FredClogs

Original Poster:

14,041 posts

192 months

Thursday 17th March 2016
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Puggit said:
It's all about the Kinsey scale: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kinsey_scale
Crikey, more complicated than I first thought!

anonymous-user

85 months

Thursday 17th March 2016
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anothernameitist said:
No Guestion Mark so statement love
is the problem related to it or separate ?

anothernameitist

1,500 posts

166 months

Thursday 17th March 2016
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MDMA . said:
anothernameitist said:
No Guestion Mark so statement love
is the problem related to it or separate ?
I fancy my best mates mum

WinstonWolf

72,863 posts

270 months

Thursday 17th March 2016
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anothernameitist said:
MDMA . said:
anothernameitist said:
No Guestion Mark so statement love
is the problem related to it or separate ?
I fancy my best mates mum
Sorry luv, you're only a bit gay, not proper gay...