Heraldic Arms for a hirsute blonde

[v8250]

Gents, I'm in need of the artistically humourous talents of the PH lounge collective...but of high quality.

I have a blonde friend who's a good looking girl, lovely blue-grey eyes, lightly freckled, mid 30's and of great character. Now, there's one element she's naturally sensitive of...she has blonde hirsute forearms, really.

So I'd like to ask you chaps to come up with a heraldic coat of arms for blonde ladies of a hirsute persuasion. Look forward to seeing your imaginative contributions. Yours, v8250

see here for inspiration http://www.college-of-arms.gov.uk/

ps there will be no pics

[Pints]

v8250 said:

ps there will be no pics

There's your first mistake.

[ApOrbital]

Thread closed.

[PoleDriver]

What you need is a hairaldry expert!

[Centurion07]

Weirdest. Thread. Ever.

[Vaud]

At times like this I seek a higher guidance - that of "Adder Noir".

Wellington: Two other trifling things Highness.. The men had a whip-round and got you this. Well, what I mean is I had the men roundly whipped until they got you this. It's a cigarillo case engraved with the regimental crest of two crossed dead Frenchmen, emblazoned on a mound of dead Frenchmen motif.

Perhaps you could draw inspiration from that?

[Impasse]

PoleDriver said:

What you need is a hairaldry expert!

/Shakes head slowly/

[loughran]

Do you have trouble getting girlfriends OP ?

[bigandclever]

Hairy arms with three cock-blockers rampant.

[funkyrobot]

[Troubleatmill]

And there goes another career down the pan....