Getting "Caught"

[J4CKO]

A chap at work I spoke to claimed he was really in the doghouse as his wife had caught him having a drunken one handed surfing session over the weekend, she is apparently mortified, deeply dissapointed etc, I mean, what does she expect ? apparently she said she had thought about divorce, poor sod cant have a tommy without it costing him several hundred grand, is that actually grounds for divorce ? he said he had offered his services but had got one of the usual knock backs !

Not me by the way, my wife has three brothers, she knows the score


Are many wives that freaky about it ?

[anonymous-user]

If i was him, id divorce her for being a miserable fk pig.

[MX5_Nutter]

He sounds a bit of a wker TBH.

[J4CKO]

MDMA . said:

If i was him, id divorce her for being a miserable fk pig.

Yeah, I am imagining Dougs wife from the Hangover films.

[Monkeylegend]

Was he thinking about her when he was doing it though.

[TheExcession]

J4CKO said:

MDMA . said:

If i was him, id divorce her for being a miserable fk pig.

Yeah, I am imagining Dougs wife from the Hangover films.

Are they married? Kids involved? Was he providing 'service to her' on top of this incident?

Is he a good mate/friend of yours?

Is it any of our business?

[Pickled]

Go and ask the same question on mumsnet

[TheExcession]

Monkeylegend said:

Was he thinking about her when he was doing it though walking the family pet.

[Sheetmaself]

If shes getting pissy about him watching videos of other women, she should be up for providing a video of her so he doesnt need to.

[Wacky Racer]

Pickled said:

Go and ask the same question on mumsnet

You will be shocked what they talk about on mumsnet.



So I have been told by a friend at work........

[J4CKO]

TheExcession said:

J4CKO said:

MDMA . said:

If i was him, id divorce her for being a miserable fk pig.

Yeah, I am imagining Dougs wife from the Hangover films.

Are they married? Kids involved? Was he providing 'service to her' on top of this incident?

Is he a good mate/friend of yours?

Is it any of our business?

It is a discussion forum, his identity is safe.

[anonymous-user]

I was doing research to make me a better lover.

Don't worry love it was only gay/tv/animals not another wonen.

My balls were going to explode

[gus607]

My missus is happy to give me a "hand" !

[Uncle John]

So she obviously never dials the magic telephone on the sly then?

[TheExcession]

J4CKO said:

TheExcession said:

Are they married? Kids involved? Was he providing 'service to her' on top of this incident?

Is he a good mate/friend of yours?

Is it any of our business?

It is a discussion forum, his identity is safe.

Sorry, I meant to post a few questions, not quote other posters. My questions remain - I have no interest in his identity.

[anonymous-user]

gus607 said:

My missus is happy to give me a "hand" !

Commiserations. Mine gets to use both

[GG89]

MDMA . said:

gus607 said:

My missus is happy to give me a "hand" !

Commiserations. Mine gets to use both

She pats you on the head with one hand saying it's okay it's not that small?

[mybrainhurts]

J4CKO said:

A chap at work I spoke to claimed he was really in the doghouse as his wife had caught him having a drunken one handed surfing session over the weekend, she is apparently mortified, deeply dissapointed etc,

Why's that? Caught him on the bus or in Tescos or what?

[StuTheGrouch]

GG89 said:

MDMA . said:

gus607 said:

My missus is happy to give me a "hand" !

Commiserations. Mine gets to use both

She pats you on the head with one hand saying it's okay it's not that small and that 10 seconds isn't that bad?

EFA

[bernhund]

The woman needs to get a grip...if she can't except her husband has a quick tug once in a while, then she doesn't understand men & shouldn't have got married in the first place.
Though I'd be embarrassed to get caught by my wife, she knows it goes on & is probably grateful it gets her off the hook occasionally.