Inflating a female doll with Helium

[surveyor]

I'm not going to let you guess why, but I need to work out a) how much helium it would take to inflate a doll and b) how to transfer the helium....

Any reasonable suggestions would be appreciated. Any non-reasonable one's may amuse...

[davhill]

surveyor said:

I'm not going to let you guess why, but I need to work out a) how much helium it would take to inflate a doll and b) how to transfer the helium....

Any reasonable suggestions would be appreciated. Any non-reasonable one's may amuse...

Dunno but it'll be a laugh...probably.

[mph1977]

the big reusable balloon gas cylinders will contain more than enough, not sure about the disposable balloon gas cylinders , but the figure will be at most a couple of hundred litres at atmospheric pressure ...

standard balloon gas dispnsing valves however are designed for balloons not the valves on inflatables ...

[mildmannered]

NeMiSiS said:

Helium comes from a HP tank - when connected to a blow up doll type valve it burns it, rendering your squeeze-squeezless.

Your in-depth knowledge of the topic instantly reminded me of this old sketch >

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VgwxKW0J6I

[EnglishTony]

Helium? Is that what they are calling it these days?

[Phud]

Go to your local dive shop, if they do tri mix they'll have helium, it is expensive.

[aka_kerrly]

mildmannered said:

NeMiSiS said:

Helium comes from a HP tank - when connected to a blow up doll type valve it burns it, rendering your squeeze-squeezless.

Your in-depth knowledge of the topic instantly reminded me of this old sketch >

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VgwxKW0J6I

[vx220]

I thought of this one


https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=steve+coogan+...

[surveyor]

hmmm

PH is not delivering on this one.

[Ari]

I though of this...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCV6_FKPuKA

[markcoznottz]

You could sell them for a living?, might be hard holding the job down though.....

[Downward]

At least it will be a laugh when your all shagging it.

[55palfers]

Costco do a cheap balloon gas cylinder that will fill many amusing inflatables!

Don't overfill or fill too much ahead of the need for active service as it were...

[markcoznottz]

I saw a helium filled inflatable doll stuck on the ceiling, I thought, ' blimey she's let herself go'.

[Dodsy]

Disposable helium tank for filling balloons £28 from amazon will easily do it. I have one of those giant inflatable flying sharks got 3 fills out of it plus enough for lots of silly voices. Its low pressue and the filling pipe should fit an inflatable.

Apologies to all of PH for a proper answer to such an uplifting question