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There you are walking along a country road minding your own business, when you find an old lamp in the grass verge by the side of the road...
You pick it up, dust it down a bit and take the top off, and lo and behold a genie appears and grants you three wishes....(and three wishes only)...
What would yours be?
(Keep the smut to reasonable proportions)...
You pick it up, dust it down a bit and take the top off, and lo and behold a genie appears and grants you three wishes....(and three wishes only)...
What would yours be?
(Keep the smut to reasonable proportions)...
This happened to me this week, but only one wish.
I asked for my cat who'd been run over to be brought back to life, the genie said it was to badly mangled and squashed to revive and way beyond his magical powers so asked me for another wish.
So I said I wanted England to win the Euros.
He said, "here let's take another look at that cat"
I asked for my cat who'd been run over to be brought back to life, the genie said it was to badly mangled and squashed to revive and way beyond his magical powers so asked me for another wish.
So I said I wanted England to win the Euros.
He said, "here let's take another look at that cat"
GAjon said:
This happened to me this week, but only one wish.
I asked for my cat who'd been run over to be brought back to life, the genie said it was to badly mangled and squashed to revive and way beyond his magical powers so asked me for another wish.
So I said I wanted England to win the Euros.
He said, "here let's take another look at that cat"
I asked for my cat who'd been run over to be brought back to life, the genie said it was to badly mangled and squashed to revive and way beyond his magical powers so asked me for another wish.
So I said I wanted England to win the Euros.
He said, "here let's take another look at that cat"
1) A couple million euros (enough for a nice country house with a big barn for car tinkering, a ferrari or two and some minor toys)
2) uh....
3) yeah..
Sure i could wish for cameron diaz or kate upton or whoever to shag, but right now im not entirely sure id want a steady partner, never mind get one that way.
And as for the money, i think i still need some sort of job to keep myself sane, getting billions and never having to work again would probably make me rather unhappy.
2) uh....
3) yeah..
Sure i could wish for cameron diaz or kate upton or whoever to shag, but right now im not entirely sure id want a steady partner, never mind get one that way.
And as for the money, i think i still need some sort of job to keep myself sane, getting billions and never having to work again would probably make me rather unhappy.
shirt said:
A billion pounds in my bank account
Guaranteed life expectancy of min 80yrs with no disabilities, loss of mobility or illness until then
That I will find true happiness/inner peace
Job jobbed, hello hedonism
Mine are.Guaranteed life expectancy of min 80yrs with no disabilities, loss of mobility or illness until then
That I will find true happiness/inner peace
Job jobbed, hello hedonism
Wipe out Shirt's bank account by 2 billion pounds.
Make him immediately 80 years old.
And he finds true happiness only with Boy George dry bumming him.
Or....
I would like:
1/ the human race to wake up to the fact that God(s) are a man made construct
2/ we all take much more of an interest in how we are going to explore the starts.
3/ the concept of celebrity is wiped out. ( Eg Helen McArthur is an amazing lady - but some bint on half scripted show - is seen as a role model )
cookmysock said:
1. a 10" schlong (that works on demand!)
2. an auto top up bank account when it falls below $50 billion
3. new jokes on the PH Sean Connery thread
4. personal race track with F1 car and crew
ok that's more than 3, but I have lots of money so I will ignore the pleadings of minions
$50bn! Can't even by a taxi firm for that:2. an auto top up bank account when it falls below $50 billion
3. new jokes on the PH Sean Connery thread
4. personal race track with F1 car and crew
ok that's more than 3, but I have lots of money so I will ignore the pleadings of minions
http://www.fastcompany.com/3049316/tech-forecast/u...
1. Enough money to be able to buy a house & both of us retire and live comfortably for the rest of our lives happily together
2. For no more of our family to die horribly, just pass peacefully in their sleep
3. A cute for dementia & Alzheimers that works for those that have it as well as preventing future cases.
2. For no more of our family to die horribly, just pass peacefully in their sleep
3. A cute for dementia & Alzheimers that works for those that have it as well as preventing future cases.
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