Is it possible to...
Is it possible to...
Author
Discussion

gr1340

Original Poster:

991 posts

234 months

Friday 17th June 2016
quotequote all
Swing a sword and cut your own head off?

Petrol Only

1,611 posts

206 months

Friday 17th June 2016
quotequote all
If it's anything like trying to punch your own bks I going to say no!

Not that I've tried of course. hehe

LordHaveMurci

12,338 posts

200 months

Friday 17th June 2016
quotequote all
The powerfully built, martial arts trained Company Directors on here do it all the time.

GroundEffect

13,864 posts

187 months

Friday 17th June 2016
quotequote all
Doubt you could get enough speed behind it. And as soon as it hits your neck, you'll stop applying force.

You might cut half-way through. A good way to go it is not...

WinstonWolf

72,863 posts

270 months

Friday 17th June 2016
quotequote all
gr1340 said:
Swing a sword and cut your own head off?
I accidentally hit myself in the face with a mallet once. I'm still not entirely sure how I did it irked

ApOrbital

10,592 posts

149 months

Friday 17th June 2016
quotequote all
Sharpe enough sword i would say yes.

gr1340

Original Poster:

991 posts

234 months

Friday 17th June 2016
quotequote all
WinstonWolf said:
I accidentally hit myself in the face with a mallet once. I'm still not entirely sure how I did it irked
When I nod my head, you hit it.

coopedup

3,742 posts

170 months

Friday 17th June 2016
quotequote all
fk that, I hate it when I cut myself shaving!

Zoon

7,305 posts

152 months

Friday 17th June 2016
quotequote all
ApOrbital said:
Sharpe enough sword i would say yes.
Is that one borrowed from Sean Bean? getmecoat

944fan

4,962 posts

216 months

Friday 17th June 2016
quotequote all
Zoon said:
ApOrbital said:
Sharpe enough sword i would say yes.
Is that one borrowed from Sean Bean? getmecoat
Glad you said it. Saves me searching for a picture of Sean/Sharpe to post :-)

Morningside

24,147 posts

260 months

Friday 17th June 2016
quotequote all
WinstonWolf said:
gr1340 said:
Swing a sword and cut your own head off?
I accidentally hit myself in the face with a mallet once. I'm still not entirely sure how I did it irked
Sorry but I laughed more than I should have at this.

WinstonWolf

72,863 posts

270 months

Friday 17th June 2016
quotequote all
Morningside said:
WinstonWolf said:
gr1340 said:
Swing a sword and cut your own head off?
I accidentally hit myself in the face with a mallet once. I'm still not entirely sure how I did it irked
Sorry but I laughed more than I should have at this.
Yeah, so did everyone else on the shop floor at the time smash

Watchman

6,391 posts

276 months

Friday 17th June 2016
quotequote all
944fan said:
Zoon said:
ApOrbital said:
Sharpe enough sword i would say yes.
Is that one borrowed from Sean Bean? getmecoat
Glad you said it. Saves me searching for a picture of Sean/Sharpe to post :-)
Non-Sharpe-Bean not swinging a sword that cuts his head off:


Mr Trophy

6,811 posts

234 months

Friday 17th June 2016
quotequote all
OP, try and let us know how you get on?

Alex_225

7,847 posts

232 months

Friday 17th June 2016
quotequote all
LordHaveMurci said:
The powerfully built, martial arts trained Company Directors on here do it all the time.
I did it once by accident but I got better!


In response to the OP, in theory if it was so sharp the momentum of the swing would slice clean through I suppose you could. Actually hacking at your own neck repeatedly is probably not likely to be possible.

Mr GrimNasty

8,172 posts

201 months

Friday 17th June 2016
quotequote all
I managed to use a claw hammer to remove a nail from a plank of wood and insert it neatly under the skin just beneath the bicep of my opposite arm, all in one smooth action with no blood.

gr1340

Original Poster:

991 posts

234 months

Friday 17th June 2016
quotequote all
Mr Trophy said:
OP, try and let us know how you get on?
No problem.

I'll type up a reply and position myself so I fall on the enter key.

If it doesn't work, I'll attempt to avoid the keyboard.

Monkeylegend

29,529 posts

262 months

Friday 17th June 2016
quotequote all
Of course it.............................



Bump rofl



is.








bks.

davhill

5,263 posts

215 months

Friday 17th June 2016
quotequote all
gr1340 said:
Swing a sword and cut your own head off?
No. According to Albert Pierrepoint, the force required to execute a person by hanging (clean dislocation between 3rd & 4th cervical vertebrae) was a whole 1,100 lb/ft. Apparently, exceeding 1,400 lb/ft would cause decapitation, depending on build/neck strength.

Even if the sword was razor sharp you'd never muster the required force, particularly for cutting/shearing bone.

Edited by davhill on Friday 17th June 22:58


Edited by davhill on Friday 17th June 23:00

ApOrbital

10,592 posts

149 months

Friday 17th June 2016
quotequote all
Zoon said:
ApOrbital said:
Sharpe enough sword i would say yes.
Is that one borrowed from Sean Bean? getmecoat
Bloody phone laugh