Robbin' robbers

[Jim the Sunderer]

They should be executed for robbing my house.

All they took was a holdall with a few clothes in and a bottle of Martini wine.

The clothes were worth nothing as they were from the charity shop since I'm the poorest of the poor, but they were mine.
I had to lose 7 stone to fit into them.

I can't even afford a fking suit for a job interview and these bds are getting pissed on my £7 bottle of white.

In conclusion: hang them or at least they should have their fking legs blown off.

[Fozziebear]

Burn!