Sun lounger etiquette
Sun lounger etiquette
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ArsE92

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21,377 posts

217 months

Thursday 22nd September 2016
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I'm on holiday this week with my wife and three year old son. Nice hotel, very clean and we are one of very few English families.

This morning we went down to the pool for a relaxing couple of hours. It was clear that despite the signs stating "It is not permitted to reserve loungers or cabanas" a lot of people had left towels in an attempt to reserve a cabana before disappearing off for breakfast or whatever.

After spending ten minutes on a nearby lounger I decided this was not on and removed the towel from one of the cabanas and got my family settled.

Twenty minutes later I was confronted by a grumpy man with his wife and child in a pram. I don't speak much German and he didn't speak any English but I stood my ground whilst pointing my rolled up Daily Mail at the warning sign.

He eventually retreated but said that I was "Egoismus" which I understand to mean selfish.

I fully expect to be branded an English thug but what do you lot think? Did I do right?

We are off to Trotters Bar now.


hornetrider

63,161 posts

235 months

Thursday 22nd September 2016
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They don't like it up em do they, these foreigners. Tally ho, give them what for old boy.

AndrewEH1

4,922 posts

183 months

Thursday 22nd September 2016
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fk 'em.

If there are clear signs stating not to reserve loungers then you were well within your rights!

Also, get off PH and enjoy your holiday!

ArsE92

Original Poster:

21,377 posts

217 months

Thursday 22nd September 2016
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AndrewEH1 said:
fk 'em.

If there are clear signs stating not to reserve loungers then you were well within your rights!

Also, get off PH and enjoy your holiday!
I had a spare twenty minutes whilst her indoors made herself look beautiful. Off for tucker now!

Ganglandboss

8,558 posts

233 months

HTP99

25,363 posts

170 months

Thursday 22nd September 2016
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Council thread?

dudleybloke

20,553 posts

216 months

Thursday 22nd September 2016
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Hope you hummed the Dambusters theme as he walked away.

smile

grumpy52

6,076 posts

196 months

Thursday 22nd September 2016
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Two world wars and one world cup do dah do dah !

13m

28,176 posts

252 months

Thursday 22nd September 2016
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ArsE92 said:
I'm on holiday this week with my wife and three year old son. Nice hotel, very clean and we are one of very few English families.

This morning we went down to the pool for a relaxing couple of hours. It was clear that despite the signs stating "It is not permitted to reserve loungers or cabanas" a lot of people had left towels in an attempt to reserve a cabana before disappearing off for breakfast or whatever.

After spending ten minutes on a nearby lounger I decided this was not on and removed the towel from one of the cabanas and got my family settled.

Twenty minutes later I was confronted by a grumpy man with his wife and child in a pram. I don't speak much German and he didn't speak any English but I stood my ground whilst pointing my rolled up Daily Mail at the warning sign.

He eventually retreated but said that I was "Egoismus" which I understand to mean selfish.

I fully expect to be branded an English thug but what do you lot think? Did I do right?

We are off to Trotters Bar now.
You were presumably quite happy to give up your cabana for the remainder of the day when you went for lunch though, right?

lunarscope

2,901 posts

272 months

Thursday 22nd September 2016
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ArsE92 said:
...signs stating "It is not permitted to reserve loungers or cabanas"...I stood my ground whilst pointing my rolled up Daily Mail at the warning sign.
You should have said "I vas only following orders !".



(Vich must be obeyed at all times.)

The Moose

23,684 posts

239 months

Thursday 22nd September 2016
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Don't mention the war.

Actually, do! Haha

Monkeylegend

29,508 posts

261 months

Thursday 22nd September 2016
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ArsE92 said:
We are off to Trotters Bar now.
Don't forget to leave your towel on your sunbed.

768

20,773 posts

126 months

Thursday 22nd September 2016
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Good work. They do seem to enjoy building u-boats with the sun loungers.

For a bonus point, sink a towel or two in the pool, perhaps best to pick a different set of sun loungers if you do though. smile

otherman

2,266 posts

195 months

Thursday 22nd September 2016
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In my experience the English are easily the worst offenders, and it annoys the hell out of me. I've seen poeple put towels down and go out for the day, collecting them in when they get back without ever spending any pool time. "just in case they need them".

ArsE92

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21,377 posts

217 months

Thursday 22nd September 2016
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13m said:
You were presumably quite happy to give up your cabana for the remainder of the day when you went for lunch though, right?
It's an interesting point and I did wonder what to do at lunch.

I came to the conclusion that placing a solitary towel down way before you intended to use the cabana, then buggering off until you wanted to use it was 'reserving'.

Using a cabana for three hours then leaving all your stuff there whilst you pop for lunch isn't really reserving.

Meine Freund.


littlebasher

3,967 posts

201 months

Thursday 22nd September 2016
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Last hotel i stayed at in Turkey, the staff removed any towels from sunbeds where they were unoccupied for more than 30 minutes.

Then again, the only towels i saw on sunbeds were sporting logos for English football clubs, despite there being only a handful of British guests thererolleyes

Wobbegong

15,078 posts

199 months

Thursday 22nd September 2016
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otherman said:
In my experience the English are easily the worst offenders, and it annoys the hell out of me. I've seen poeple put towels down and go out for the day, collecting them in when they get back without ever spending any pool time. "just in case they need them".
A couple had done this at the Hilton in Abu Dhabi when we were there, and gathered three parasols for themselves. They left as the Air racing started and headed over the bridge towards the shopping centre. There was a lack of parasols and three hours later they still hadn't returned. Took the piss I thought.

13m

28,176 posts

252 months

Thursday 22nd September 2016
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ArsE92 said:
13m said:
You were presumably quite happy to give up your cabana for the remainder of the day when you went for lunch though, right?
It's an interesting point and I did wonder what to do at lunch.

I came to the conclusion that placing a solitary towel down way before you intended to use the cabana, then buggering off until you wanted to use it was 'reserving'.

Using a cabana for three hours then leaving all your stuff there whilst you pop for lunch isn't really reserving.

Meine Freund.
Well, playing devils advocate here, the Germans may have been using the cabana before breakfast and left it for a mere thirty minutes (according to your OP). It wasn't as though they were gone all morning.

I would agree, though, that a single towel is a little provocative.

It is, in fairness, a tricky topic. We generally do actually use the loungers before going for breakfast and leave more than just a towel. But equally we don't go out our way to start WWIII by being confrontational with other holidaymakers. However much the Germans might have been breaking the rules we'd probably just get up earlier the next day rather than create a bad atmosphere.












Bomma220

18,100 posts

155 months

Thursday 22nd September 2016
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stevesuk

1,377 posts

212 months

Thursday 22nd September 2016
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Try not to stay at a Holiday Village if you don't fancy partaking in sunbed wars - we stayed at the one in Lanzarote (am I at risk of joining the council thread here?) at the start of the school holidays, and 7:00am in the morning was about the latest you could go out with your towel if you wanted a couple of sunbeds around the main pool. There were signs up saying towels would be removed - but nobody seemed to bother. I didn't mind, because I was up to go for a walk or run along the beach at dawn every morning, but there plenty of people bhing about it smile All British clientele at these places in the summer season, so not the Germans' fault.