Sort your lives out, Jesus is coming
Sort your lives out, Jesus is coming
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bigandclever

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14,406 posts

268 months

Thursday 3rd November 2016
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Well, possibly. Possibly not.

nutter said:
“I am pregnant, and it is Jesus,” says 19-year-old Haley.

“I know my pregnancy is real. I’ve gained at least 22 pounds,” says Haley. “I was sleeping one night and my baby punched the bottom of my stomach and kicked me, and I can feel his head right here, right below my belly button.”

“My family, my friends, my pastors at church, they don’t believe that I’m pregnant,” Haley says. “I know it’s Jesus. I don’t care if my family disowns me. It really comes down to if you’re a true believer in Jesus or not … I don’t care what the home pregnancy test or a doctor says, when I give birth to my baby, no one is going to deny him because he’s my savior.”
However, Haley’s mom, Kristi, says her daughter is a “compulsive liar” and “delusional.” She says Haley is not pregnant, and numerous pregnancy tests and doctors have confirmed that.

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Mothersruin

8,573 posts

129 months

Thursday 3rd November 2016
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Was Jesus brown and a bit smelly?

eldar

25,305 posts

226 months

Thursday 3rd November 2016
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anonymous-user

84 months

Thursday 3rd November 2016
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Mothersruin said:
Was Jesus brown and a bit smelly?
She's mental but sorry that's just racist.

Mothersruin

8,573 posts

129 months

Thursday 3rd November 2016
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sleepera6 said:
Mothersruin said:
Was Jesus brown and a bit smelly?
She's mental but sorry that's just racist.
Eh?

anonymous-user

84 months

Thursday 3rd November 2016
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Mothersruin said:
sleepera6 said:
Mothersruin said:
Was Jesus brown and a bit smelly?
She's mental but sorry that's just racist.
Eh?
Oh right you meant st..
Oops..

Jasandjules

72,632 posts

259 months

Thursday 3rd November 2016
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Great, hopefully he can also freeze hell over, that would really make things interesting.

Mothersruin

8,573 posts

129 months

Thursday 3rd November 2016
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sleepera6 said:
Mothersruin said:
sleepera6 said:
Mothersruin said:
Was Jesus brown and a bit smelly?
She's mental but sorry that's just racist.
Eh?
Oh right you meant st..
Oops..
Yup, she's just going to have a big poo.

menguin

3,781 posts

251 months

Thursday 3rd November 2016
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Mothersruin said:
sleepera6 said:
Mothersruin said:
sleepera6 said:
Mothersruin said:
Was Jesus brown and a bit smelly?
She's mental but sorry that's just racist.
Eh?
Oh right you meant st..
Oops..
Yup, she's just going to have a big poo.
That'll be a whoosh parrot on isle 3...