Tell us something really trivial about your wife

[TorqueDirty]

OK, tired of seeing the same old threads but rather the totally upset the apple cart I thought I'd just change the last word of this one a see what happens!

[GOG440]

TorqueDirty said:

OK, tired of seeing the same old threads but rather the totally upset the apple cart I thought I'd just change the last word of this one a see what happens!

Been done before and it got locked about half a dozen posts in.

[Iva Barchetta]

IBTL

[ATTAK Z]

She doesn't understand how a room thermostat works and will not listen to an explanation ... it annoys me beyond belief and always has

[GetCarter]

She's the best person I've ever met.

..but is a bit pants at reversing.

[fttm]

GetCarter said:

She's the best person I've ever met.

..but is a bit pants at reversing.

6th post , so she's not good at backing up ? (cough)

[TorqueDirty]

GOG440 said:

Been done before and it got locked about half a dozen posts in.

Haha, well I'm not surprised.

My contribution:

She bends perfectly sturdy teaspoons when making tea. She is a Yoga teacher but there is clearly no "three part breath" and inner calm when she makes the tea!

I bought her some stronger teaspoons for her birthday this year. It didn't go down that well, but hey it is the thought that counts!

[TorqueDirty]

GetCarter said:

She's the best person I've ever met.

..but is a bit pants at reversing.

I quickly scanned this before reading it fully - and thought you meant that she puts her pants on backwards.

[texaxile]

She's a Nurse, and she once treated Sir John Mills. /trivia.

She doesn't know the difference between self raising and plain flour for cooking.

[bazza white]

ATTAK Z said:

She doesn't understand how a room thermostat works and will not listen to an explanation ... it annoys me beyond belief and always has

I went to my girlfriend's flat the other day and the thermostat was set to 30 and it was piping hot. I explained and set it to 22. Sat there in the evening and then boiler kicks out, she gets up and panics and thinks it's broke. I have to explain part 2. In the end she says she just preferes to turn on and off as she pleases.