Sadist

[TorqueDirty]

The guy who designed Velvet Quilted loo paper has obviously never had a hot curry.

bd.

That is all.

[so called]

[zb]

Pop the bog roll in the fridge

[Black can man]

Anyone remember this awful stuff in school in the 60's & 70's ?








I used to dread dump time .

[Opel-GT]

Black can man said:

Anyone remember this awful stuff in school in the 60's & 70's ?








I used to dread dump time .

It was put to better use as tracing paper.

[Jimmy Recard]

I've never used Izal, but I bought some bog roll in Russia a couple of years ago that was exactly like the description of it. It didn't remove anything - it just spread the crap around and made my crack feel more greasy

[Hammer67]

There used to be useless bog roll sold in Delhi. Brand name was John Wayne.

It didn't take any st off Indians.

[wack]

I walked into a public toilet in greece in the early 90s, as if the door with a window in wasn't bad enough the two cast foot prints and a hole in the floor with no paper caused me to squeeze and make my way back to the hotel

[zb]

Black can man said:

Anyone remember this awful stuff in school in the 60's & 70's ?








I used to dread dump time .

It's been discontinued. However, if anyone misses it and wants to recreate the feeling simple smash the neck of a glass bottle, dip it in chip fat and wipe your hoop with that. Then spread the ste halfway up your back with a fish slice.

[texaxile]

When I took my HGV test in 1991 there was some of this in the sthouse with "government property" written on it.

It was a great idea, using the most least absorbant material in order to absorb something made up of a fair bit of water. Then again, given the crap we were served at school it would have been better to cut the middle man out and chuck the food straight into the toilet.

I also think the use of Izal has beren the reason why so many people of my generation only st at home unless absolutely necessary.

[paul.deitch]

Was also good for making comb harmonicas as far as I remember.

[Stickyfinger]

Black can man said:

Anyone remember this awful stuff in school in the 60's & 70's ?








I used to dread dump time .

Ah...good old Scratch and Spread paper......

[Black can man]

if you got theefold wrong is was so fking painful.




What was they thinking ?

[ChocolateFrog]

Used to sell it in Morrison's when I worked there as a shelf stacker around 1999, would literally sell one or two rolls a week.

[silverfoxcc]

There was Izals dad


BRONCO



I believe the UN banned it as being on a par with the H Bomb

[glenrobbo]

Ahh, good old IZAL & Bronco. Takes me back a bit... Prior to that it was dock leaves, an old bottle brush, or, if you were posh, squares of newsprint torn from last week's issues of the Daily Herald ( after your old man had read them, obviously. And you always had to save the sports pages just in case he hadn't! )

I fear that the withdrawal of this robust multi-purpose resource from the market has resulted in a national paucity of potential technical draughtsmen ( tracing paper ) and fledgling musicians ( comb & tissue kazoo ) in this modern age.
In the same way that the discontinuance of 2oz tobacco tins has left the country's engineers with no storage medium for their nuts, bolts, screws, washers, rivets and split pins.
A sad loss to our proud industrial heritage.

[55palfers]

Amateurs!

I was taught to roll 3 sheets of Bronco into a ball between both hands before opening out again for duty.

[Black can man]

55palfers said:

Amateurs!

I was taught to roll 3 sheets of Bronco into a ball between both hands before opening out again for duty.

[Voldemort]

You don't know how to use the three shells?

[King Herald]

TorqueDirty said:

The guy who designed Velvet Quilted loo paper has obviously never had a hot curry.

bd.

That is all.

Time to break out the Asian washing scoop!

Nothing worse than nursing a bleeding ring piece.....dabbing it gently.......blood on the bog rolll......the chili inflicted agony starts to subside.....

Then you realize you need to go for another dump ten minutes later.....