Photoshop request. Diego Costa doll.
Photoshop request. Diego Costa doll.
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Blib

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48,204 posts

227 months

Tuesday 27th December 2016
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I would really appreciate it if you could manipulate some pixels around this photograph.

Here's a photo of a stuffed doll representing Chelsea striker Diego Costa. The doll was a christmas present, from Mrs Blib to me. I don't like Chelsea much. Nor do I like Diego Costa. Mrs B. Likes Diego Costa a lot. She even sings a little ditty about him to me, just because it annoys me. Mrs B. thinks this present is absolutely hilarious. She is very pleased with herself.

I'd like to show her the error of her ways. To this end, I thought that a series of photos, depicting Dolly Diego in life threatening situations may do the trick.

Things such as being eaten by a Great White, run down by a train or stranded in the fast lane of a motorway. That sort of thing.

As I'm a powerfully built, goateed company director, I've never got to grips with photoshop. But, over the years, I've seen dozens of wonderfully creative efforts here on PH. I'm hoping that you could do similar wonders for me.

All I can offer in payment is my gratitude. But, rest assured, your efforts will be used to great effect.

Thank you.


TwigtheWonderkid

49,169 posts

180 months

Tuesday 27th December 2016
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Blib said:
Here's a photo of a stuffed doll representing Chelsea striker Diego Costa. The doll was a christmas present, from Mrs Blib to me. I don't like Chelsea much. Nor do I like Diego Costa. Mrs B. Likes Diego Costa a lot.
Best "my wife is the brains of the outfit" post ever.

Dee-ayyy-go Dee-ayy-go Dee-ayy-go!!

Blib

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48,204 posts

227 months

Tuesday 27th December 2016
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Jeez.......








(Though, truth be told, she is the brains.......and the looks, just about everything. Dunno why she bothers with me hehe

LordHaveMurci

12,338 posts

199 months

Tuesday 27th December 2016
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Blib said:
Jeez.......








(Though, truth be told, she is the brains.......and the looks, just about everything. Dunno why she bothers with me hehe
To be fair, she says the same biggrin

berlintaxi

8,535 posts

203 months

Tuesday 27th December 2016
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Only time you'll see it stood up, go within 3' of it and it'll dive to the floor.

Blib

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48,204 posts

227 months

Tuesday 27th December 2016
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LordHaveMurci said:
To be fair, she says the same biggrin
Looks sunshine, there's loads of threads I can go to to receive gratuitous abuse!

I need HELP here!!!!!

Blib

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227 months

Tuesday 27th December 2016
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berlintaxi said:
Only time you'll see it stood up, go within 3' of it and it'll dive to the floor.
My point exactly!

ZOLLAR

19,920 posts

203 months

Tuesday 27th December 2016
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ZOLLAR

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Tuesday 27th December 2016
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Not really in danger, but a PH classic!

Blib

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Tuesday 27th December 2016
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Both classics! Thank you! thumbup

renmure

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254 months

Tuesday 27th December 2016
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Blib

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Tuesday 27th December 2016
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Brilliant! Thank you! hehe

Dedshott

203 posts

142 months

Tuesday 27th December 2016
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Blib

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Tuesday 27th December 2016
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"No, Mr Costa, I don't want you to talk I want you to die!"

Mwahahahaha!!

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pincher

10,581 posts

247 months

Tuesday 27th December 2016
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Blib said:
Dunno why she bothers with me hehe
She knows that you're a dab hand with the camera wink

General Price

6,361 posts

213 months

Tuesday 27th December 2016
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Just opened this thread thinking,he's definitely going to be stuck on a bentley.biggrin

Blib

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Tuesday 27th December 2016
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pincher said:
She knows that you're a dab hand with the camera wink
True..........

Blib

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Tuesday 27th December 2016
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I've gone with the train and the shark photos so far this evening.
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Apparently, I'm "juvenile".

hehe

Wobbegong

15,078 posts

199 months

Tuesday 27th December 2016
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Blib

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Tuesday 27th December 2016
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yikes