Caption Competition

[v8s4me]

Starter for 10 - Blimey! even the icicles round here use Viagra.

[yknot]

The roses need pruning!

[RayTVR]

Snowman for sale - needs attention

[PoleDriver]

For sale, ice sculpture of the Eiffel Tower, must go today!

[magpies]

obviously not a snow woman

[glenrobbo]

"Is that an icicle on your patio? Or are you just pleased to see me?"

[Jasandjules]

Seems like your snowman died happy..

[Mr GrimNasty]

yknot said:

The roses need pruning!

To be pedantic, they are ramblers and they have had the side shoots correctly pruned.

[MisterTee]

Was that water feature installed by Charlie Dimmock?

[FidoGoRetroGo]

"Makes you proud to be British"

[FidoGoRetroGo]

"Icicle that looks nothing like a cock used in caption competition because photo of icicle that looks like a cock wasn't available"

[Iva Barchetta]

Trip hazard....

[SeeFive]

Daily Exrpress...

"We were right, photographic proof, Britain freezes under unprecedented levels of cold". Told you so.

[dudleybloke]

Want to ride my icicle?

[deeen]

Frozen sausage not hammered in far enough.

[HOGEPH]

We had a hard frost last night.

Or

6 inches of snow reported.

[Jasandjules]

No no no, I said I wanted a Choc Ice...