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v8s4me

Original Poster:

7,270 posts

243 months

Sunday 22nd January 2017
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Starter for 10 - Blimey! even the icicles round here use Viagra. laugh

yknot

8,997 posts

162 months

Sunday 22nd January 2017
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The roses need pruning! wavey

RayTVR

1,087 posts

167 months

Sunday 22nd January 2017
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Snowman for sale - needs attention

PoleDriver

29,338 posts

218 months

Sunday 22nd January 2017
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For sale, ice sculpture of the Eiffel Tower, must go today!

magpies

5,193 posts

206 months

Sunday 22nd January 2017
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obviously not a snow woman

glenrobbo

39,509 posts

174 months

Sunday 22nd January 2017
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"Is that an icicle on your patio? Or are you just pleased to see me?"

Jasandjules

72,024 posts

253 months

Sunday 22nd January 2017
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Seems like your snowman died happy..

Mr GrimNasty

8,172 posts

194 months

Sunday 22nd January 2017
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yknot said:
The roses need pruning! wavey
To be pedantic, they are ramblers and they have had the side shoots correctly pruned.

MisterTee

323 posts

133 months

Sunday 22nd January 2017
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Was that water feature installed by Charlie Dimmock?

FidoGoRetroGo

125 posts

113 months

Sunday 22nd January 2017
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"Makes you proud to be British"

FidoGoRetroGo

125 posts

113 months

Sunday 22nd January 2017
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"Icicle that looks nothing like a cock used in caption competition because photo of icicle that looks like a cock wasn't available"

Iva Barchetta

44,044 posts

187 months

Sunday 22nd January 2017
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Trip hazard....tumbleweed

SeeFive

8,353 posts

257 months

Sunday 22nd January 2017
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Daily Exrpress...

"We were right, photographic proof, Britain freezes under unprecedented levels of cold". Told you so.

dudleybloke

20,553 posts

210 months

Sunday 22nd January 2017
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Want to ride my icicle?

deeen

6,301 posts

269 months

Sunday 22nd January 2017
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Frozen sausage not hammered in far enough.

HOGEPH

5,249 posts

210 months

Sunday 22nd January 2017
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We had a hard frost last night.

Or

6 inches of snow reported.

Jasandjules

72,024 posts

253 months

Monday 23rd January 2017
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No no no, I said I wanted a Choc Ice...