Things that shouldn't exist but do.

[davhill]

Or looking at Mitch T's thread from the opposite direction.

Just as a starter...

Jobsworths and speed bumps.

The floor is yours.

[anonymous-user]

paying money to people who can't be arsed to work/find a job.

Paying more money based on the amount of kids you pump out with various unknown dads.

allowing poor elderly tax paid pensioners to die whilst letting people from other shores get all inclusive lifestyles.

[Westy Pre-Lit]

Wasps

[cjs racing.]

The David Icke forum.

[CypherP]

Simon Cowell.

[Moonhawk]

Westy Pre-Lit said:

Wasps

This /thread

[Lazadude]

Westy Pre-Lit said:

Wasps

They exist to allow me on a summer day to stun them and watch the Orb weaver spider that lives at the back of my garage eat it.

Spiders seem to absolutely love wasps, and they must be nutritious, as the spiders really grow on a wasp diet.

[grumbledoak]

Birds eat wasps too. And fish, if the wasp gets close to the surface.

It's "Benefits" unrelated to work for me.

[anonymous-user]

Food banks.
Unemployment "benefits".
Laura fking Ashley.
Electronic buzzers of any kind.
France.
Velcro - learn to tie shoelaces, you fking div.
ADHD/ADD.
"Glandular" weight problems.
Mobility scooters for aforementioned "glandular" problems.
PH NP&E forum.
PH Watch forum.
Cats.
X Factor.
Vape lounges.
Smoking rooms at airports.
Ferries to France.
IT "professionals" - if you did your fking job properly, you'd not be needed to tell us to "turn it off and on again".
Divorce lawyers - Whatever happened to "wife for life"?
Puncture kits for pushbikes.
Spare wheels for cars.


That's just in 5 minutes while I wait for my tea to brew.

[anonymous-user]

The Spruce goose said:

Paying more money based on the amount of kids you pump out with various unknown dads.

Some blame/fault lies with these "weekend dads", it takes 2 to produce a child, regardless of whether that child is a bd or not.

[Dr Jekyll]

Organic food (no benefit).

Work/life balance (work is part of life).

Sunday trading restrictions.

[Barmyfluid]

Health and safety dept.
IT security people.
Change management people.
Flavour of the month/continuous improvement/team building knobs.
Any other job creation schemes that are a boil on the *rse of progress.

[RizzoTheRat]

Dyson Airblade V hand driers, the standard airblades you put your hands in to work really well, so why make a single sided version that's crap and always mounted too high?

Push button taps that only stay on while you're pushing the button, I want to wash both hands not one at a time!


Er...I should point out that I don't spend all my time in public toilets

[GAjon]

Noise restrictions at race circuits.

[C0ffin D0dger]

My wife

[conkerman]

Whole Chicken in a can.

[227bhp]

Sophie Ellis Bextor songs.

[brrapp]

conkerman said:

Whole Chicken in a can.

Wow! Is that a real thing? Is it a chicken shaped can, or is it a big normal shaped can with gaps, or are the bones made flexible in some way so the chicken can be squeezed in tight ? I'd love to see this.

[Morningside]

brrapp said:

conkerman said:

Whole Chicken in a can.

Wow! Is that a real thing? Is it a chicken shaped can, or is it a big normal shaped can with gaps, or are the bones made flexible in some way so the chicken can be squeezed in tight ? I'd love to see this.

Enjoy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVza_AnhQ3E

[Halmyre]

Religion
Poverty
Cancer
Greed
Robbie Williams