Bladdy facebook notifications

[Some Gump]

What is it with facebook this week?
You have 20 notifications.
Do you know greg?
Do you know Phil?
Do you..

No I fking don't. Why are you asking? Why is this a notification? It's not a notification, it's a question. Learn the language, FFS. Hell - you probably know anyway, you eavesdropping s. You've only pulled phone numbers from my work mobile despite me not ever using that mobile for facebook, ever.

Is there any way to make this pain stop? Every day I get 2 notifications I want, and a gazillion people I might have phoned at work. They are not my friends, I don't want to add them and I have no idea what changed 3 days ago because there appears to be no findable settings to mute the bilge.

Help me Obi-PH, you're my only hope...

[civicduty]

Delete yourself from Facebook, simples! HTH

[Ginetta G15 Girl]

Download and install Facebook Purity:

http://www.fbpurity.com/

[sparks_E39]

civicduty said:

Delete yourself from Facebook, simples! HTH

Not really, Facebook is good, a very handy tool to keep in touch with friends and family far and wide. You can switch off certain notifications I believe.