The thread for puns not jokes...

[glenrobbo]

Jonboy_t said:
Don't start with the puns again, please, for fks sake, don't start with them again.
You trying to run some sort of kangaroo court here?


Starting with zoo animal puns..... and GO!!!!
( no cheetahs please!)

[davhill]

Kangaroo court? Sounds more like a mere cat and mouse game to me. But if allegations have been made I want to know who who the allegators are.

[PoleDriver]

I thought of starting a pun thread when he posted that earlier, I think I have the necessary Koalafications!

[PoleDriver]

Whale, this is hawkward, I seem to be owl by myself?

[bobbo89]

I can see this goating otter hand!

[cobra kid]

I don't have much to say, I feel a bit sheepish posting in here.

[PoleDriver]

No giant squid jokes please or you'll be Kraken me up!

[glenrobbo]

Yer 'avin a giraffe ain'tcher? I reckon yer lion.

[Jonboy_t]

Jonboy_t dislikes this thread

[glenrobbo]

Bat I started it for ewe possum.

[PoleDriver]

I can see this thread ending up in the same place as Noah's Bees... In the Ark Hives!

[glenrobbo]

Who gives a monkey's?

[glenrobbo]

PoleDriver said:

I can see this thread ending up in the same place as Noah's Bees... In the Ark Hives!

It's swarm for them in there, but he must have had more than his two bees worth.

[Pixel Pusher]

Animal pun thread? Is this what it's come to?

For duck snake.....

[vtecyo]

[Vizsla]

glenrobbo said:

Bat I started it for ewe possum.

If this goes on much conger, eel not bee able to bear it!

[Hugo a Gogo]

we're always getting dogged by crap puns - we really need to vet these threads

[Pixel Pusher]

Clam down deer.

[anonymous-user]

Jonboy_t said:

Jonboy_t dislikes this thread

Its dog eat dog in this rat race

[PoleDriver]

Pixel Pusher said:

Clam down deer.