I'm in trouble with the Mrs

[Bullett]

Because I couldn't tell what she'd had done to her hair.

Schoolboy error I know.
Always say "it looks lovely"

[bomb]

I think you are in the wrong forum.

[lucido grigio]

Bullett said:

Because I couldn't tell what she'd had done to her hair.

Schoolboy error I know.
Always say "it looks lovely"

Perhaps it happened in a restaurant or McDonald's.?

[Actual]

Mrs Actual visited the hairdressers and had the dog trimmed on the same day...

I didn't notice either

[fttm]

bomb said:

I think you are in the wrong forum.

Oh , I think he knows he's on short rations for a while so probably related to here .

[kowalski655]

Actual said:

Mrs Actual visited the hairdressers and had the dog trimmed on the same day...

I didn't notice either

Imagine if you had just noticed the dog!

[wolfracesonic]

Actual said:

Mrs Actual visited the hairdressers and had the dog trimmed on the same day...

I didn't notice either

Her hairdressers do dogs as well? Bit of a rough place if you ask me.

[kentlad]

Someones in the dog house.

[Riley Blue]

I had my beard trimmed at a new local barber. I thought they'd done a fanstic job but O/H didn't notice - waste of £8.50 that could have gone on a bottle...

[deckster]

Actual said:

Mrs Actual visited the hairdressers and had the dog trimmed on the same day...

First time I've heard it called that.

[ApOrbital]

[Dermot O'Logical]

deckster said:

Actual said:

Mrs Actual visited the hairdressers and had the dog trimmed on the same day...

First time I've heard it called that.

Growler?

[Billsnemesis]

When I was at Uni I grew a beard but decided to shave it off when someone at home said I looked like Peter Sutcliffe (which to be honest I did).

It took my mum eight hours to notice.

Eight hours! It was a beard, not a haircut. How much more obvious could it get?

Shows that women can be as bad at this as we men are.

[ApOrbital]

This should be in food and drink.

[King Herald]

My wife has naturally curly brown hair, which I really like. She likes to straighten it and tint/dye it an oddball orangey blonde colour, which I think looks awful. I tell her so. Every time she gets it recoloured or straightened I tell it looks awful, yet she still does it.

Thus I know she cares not for my opinion, thus I don't worry about her getting upset if I don't notice.

Simples. Job jobbed.

[Europa1]

ApOrbital said:

This should be in food and drink.

:

[lucido grigio]

ApOrbital said:

This should be in food and drink.

Nah ,let's go for the full arguement in NPE....

[Car mad enthusiast]

That's the same line I use when folk I know grow one of those fking stupid basket beards. LOL

Billsnemesis said:

When I was at Uni I grew a beard but decided to shave it off when someone at home said I looked like Peter Sutcliffe (which to be honest I did).

It took my mum eight hours to notice.

Eight hours! It was a beard, not a haircut. How much more obvious could it get?

Shows that women can be as bad at this as we men are.

[Angrybiker]

wolfracesonic said:

Her hairdressers do dogs as well? Bit of a rough place if you ask me.

Don't you mean - "Bit of a RUFF place"?

[ApOrbital]

Barking mad if they do dogs at the same time.