'Accidentally' Pregnant? after tonight potentially FML...
'Accidentally' Pregnant? after tonight potentially FML...
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HannsG

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3,135 posts

164 months

Saturday 4th March 2017
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Wife called me a selfish prick and threw me out the room. I forgot as I got too carried away.

Got two lads already. I know she wants more but her exact response was 'You bloody find it difficult enough as it is with two you selfish prick, fk OFF!'

Made up now, but the thought of a third LOL. Total game changer I think.

Probably going to have to chop in the ST3 Wagon.


Butter Face

35,033 posts

190 months

Saturday 4th March 2017
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Really? Jesus H Christ. Why would you post this? rofl

InductionRoar

2,357 posts

162 months

Saturday 4th March 2017
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I don't even understand the post.

HannsG

Original Poster:

3,135 posts

164 months

Saturday 4th March 2017
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Butter Face said:
Really? Jesus H Christ. Why would you post this? rofl
Fuk knows mate lol.

First thing that came into my head was SUV lol

Sheets Tabuer

21,478 posts

245 months

Saturday 4th March 2017
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Are you practicing the pull out method? are you Catholic? are you mental? it doesn't work...

Wacky Racer

41,381 posts

277 months

Saturday 4th March 2017
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Tie a knot in it.

AdamIndy

1,661 posts

134 months

Saturday 4th March 2017
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Billy connelly summed it up a treat. Wild horses couldn't pull me out!biggrin

That's always my excuse anyway!hehe

PieSlayer

8,998 posts

217 months

Saturday 4th March 2017
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HannsG said:
Wife called me a selfish prick and threw me out the room. I forgot as I got too carried away.

Got two lads already. I know she wants more but her exact response was 'You bloody find it difficult enough as it is with two you selfish prick, fk OFF!'

Made up now, but the thought of a third LOL. Total game changer I think.

Probably going to have to chop in the ST3 Wagon.
On the sofa tonight then?

HannsG

Original Poster:

3,135 posts

164 months

Saturday 4th March 2017
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PieSlayer said:
On the sofa tonight then?
Yup, it's one of those Chaise things, if I place the footstool alongside it nearly becomes a bed.

Vaud

59,703 posts

185 months

Saturday 4th March 2017
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Sheets Tabuer said:
Are you practicing the pull out method? are you Catholic? are you mental? it doesn't work...
Vatican roulette?


Wrap up or get the snip...

Cold

16,730 posts

120 months

Saturday 4th March 2017
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So neither of you are using contraception yet still willingly engaged in penetrative sex and you're the selfish one? Women are special aren't they?

johnwilliams77

8,308 posts

133 months

Saturday 4th March 2017
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Sounds like she will be a wonderful mother.

Bomma220

18,028 posts

155 months

Saturday 4th March 2017
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Aside of everything else, ST3 Wagon.

WAGON?

You Sir are Ohfivemustang AICMFP.

Fifty pee then. Alright, I'll settle for that.

ApOrbital

10,592 posts

148 months

Saturday 4th March 2017
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Me no understand wtf was posted,at least liverpool won smile

anonymous-user

84 months

Saturday 4th March 2017
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Ive said it before and Ill say it again pop it up her hooter and this sort of thing doesn't happen

MiniMan64

19,475 posts

220 months

Saturday 4th March 2017
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HannsG said:
Wife called me a selfish prick and threw me out the room. I forgot as I got too carried away.

Got two lads already. I know she wants more but her exact response was 'You bloody find it difficult enough as it is with two you selfish prick, fk OFF!'

Made up now, but the thought of a third LOL. Total game changer I think.

Probably going to have to chop in the ST3 Wagon.
Quoted just in case you sober up in the morning and regret this.

FredAstaire

2,428 posts

242 months

Saturday 4th March 2017
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InductionRoar said:
I don't even understand the post.
When a mummy and daddy love each other very much they have a special cuddle.

steveatesh

5,368 posts

194 months

Saturday 4th March 2017
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FredAstaire said:
When a mummy and daddy love each other very much they have a special cuddle.
But mummy complains loudly if it doesn't go her way......

Ari

19,826 posts

245 months

Saturday 4th March 2017
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> Council thread.

Trabi601

4,865 posts

125 months

Saturday 4th March 2017
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techiedave said:
Ive said it before and Ill say it again pop it up her hooter and this sort of thing doesn't happen
Nasal sex.

That's quite specialist!