When the wife asks Does my bum look big in this?

[anonymous-user]

Apparently Amazon have something for that.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-39744293

Raise plenty of other issues but could have its uses.

[V40Vinnie]

I just answer yes anyway, I'll get in trouble either way so i may aswell pick what i'm in trouble for

[brrapp]

Thankfully my wife phrases it slightly differently ('Does this make my bum look big?') and I can honestly answer 'No'. (It already looks big so whatever she's wearing doesn't make it look any bigger per se._

[CanAm]

V40Vinnie said:

I just answer yes anyway, I'll get in trouble either way so i may aswell pick what i'm in trouble for

Apparently "No more than in anything else" is not a good answer either.

[grumpy52]

Apparently "I like a big bum " is not an acceptable response either .

[Sterillium]

grumpy52 said:

Apparently "I like a big bum " is not an acceptable response either .

And you cannot lie.

[paul789]

"Nearly on a par with your sister"?

[sc0tt]

Your bum looks big in everything is also not acceptable.

[Mr E]

"What, the room?"

[Du1point8]

Taking any more than a fraction of a second to say:

"No dear your bum looks perfect"

Means your thinking about the response and now in deep st.

Definitely, do not or maybe do (depending if you like the quiet treatment) say the following:

No dear, your bum would look perfect, if you didn't keep shovelling chocolate into your mouth faster than a starving Ethiopia who's not seen food for several days!!

In my defence, I learned from my mistake and she was pissing me off as we were 30 minutes late leaving already.

[Spare tyre]

It's got its own postcode, I'll put it in the sat nav

[Spanglepants]

Well all the women Ive dated and my ex wife would find being told they had a big bum a compliment and as its what i prefer even better

[Jimmy Recard]

Sterillium said:

And you cannot lie.

[Bobajobbob]

"It doesn't look big.…it is big!"

[Ari]

'Yes, but to be fair, it is quite a small bathroom...'

[Sheetmaself]

I once pointed out to my lass that men know that playing with a ladies boobs makes them bigger, therefore the first sign of their bum being to big is that we leave it the hell alone incase it's true for this as well!

[Don]

I solved this one by continually praising Mrs Don's arse.

Think about it.

[anonymous-user]

"It's not fair to blame the jeans / frock / whatever" isn't acceptable either

[LordHaveMurci]

Ari said:

'Yes, but to be fair, it is quite a small bathroom...'

Beat me to it

[DoubleSix]

My wifes not insecure so this doesn't tend to come up.







(Also size 8)