"ducks in a row"

[welshjon81]

Firstly, sorry about the link. I know we have a long standing feud with the snakes with tits but if you are bored at work, take a look at this.

https://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/relationships/2953522...

This is why I will never get married. Mrs and I are happy as we are and just split expenses equally. Sod all that marriage bks!!

Thoughts?

[Jambo85]

welshjon81 said:

This is why I will never get married. Mrs and I ...
Thoughts?

You seem confused.

[Silverbullet767]

I prefer to grab the low hanging fruit and run it to the end zone.

Either that or I run it up the flag pole and see who salutes.

[boyse7en]

welshjon81 said:

Firstly, sorry about the link. I know we have a long standing feud with the snakes with tits but if you are bored at work, take a look at this.

https://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/relationships/2953522...

This is why I will never get married. Mrs and I are happy as we are and just split expenses equally. Sod all that marriage bks!!

Thoughts?

What's you point? Looks like she is just doing a bit of planning ahead of a split in the marriage. Seems fair enough to me on the evidence of her post, but obviously I'm not aware of all the details.

[Dr Doofenshmirtz]

DH = Darling Husband (I remember that one from the last time)
But SAHM ???

Surely Already Hating Men, Slightly Anemic Hamster Murderer, Skinny And Huge Muff...

[Hub]

Dr Doofenshmirtz said:

DH = Darling Husband (I remember that one from the last time)
But SAHM ???

Surely Already Hating Men, Slightly Anemic Hamster Murderer, Skinny And Huge Muff...

Settled and Happily Married... or Single and Hating Men?

[hondafanatic]

Dr Doofenshmirtz said:

DH = Darling Husband (I remember that one from the last time)
But SAHM ???

Surely Already Hating Men, Slightly Anemic Hamster Murderer, Skinny And Huge Muff...

I couldn't work out DH...I guessed from the context "Stay At Home Mother".

[Pixel Pusher]

Dr Doofenshmirtz said:

DH = Darling Husband (I remember that one from the last time)
But SAHM ???

Spending All His Money.

[plasticpig]

Dr Doofenshmirtz said:

DH = Darling Husband (I remember that one from the last time)
But SAHM ???

Surely Already Hating Men, Slightly Anemic Hamster Murderer, Skinny And Huge Muff...

Stay At Home Mum?

[battered]

She has no income of her own and 2 kids, she can see it all going tits up. What would you do in her position, wait for it all to go wrong and then take the kids to the nearest homeless women's shelter? Let's just say I hope not. If there were no children, then it's easier, but since there are we all have to be realistic who provides housing and childcare for them.

[welshjon81]

battered said:

She has no income of her own and 2 kids, she can see it all going tits up. What would you do in her position, wait for it all to go wrong and then take the kids to the nearest homeless women's shelter? Let's just say I hope not. If there were no children, then it's easier, but since there are we all have to be realistic who provides housing and childcare for them.

Absolutely I agree with you but have you read to read the replies?

The house, his savings, his pension and of course child maintenance..

Not to mention this little gem;

"do cashback on every shop to build up a secret cash savings fund".

[Gargamel]

welshjon81 said:

Absolutely I agree with you but have you read to read the replies?

The house, his savings, his pension and of course child maintenance..

Not to mention this little gem;

"do cashback on every shop to build up a secret cash savings fund".

Come on chaps be fair, look at any relationship thread on PH and this advice is in there in the first ten answers

Take all your cash out the bank, empty the joint account, cut up her joint credit cards, etc etc

Agree secret funds are not on, BUT - similar advice is often posted here.

[Hoofy]

hondafanatic said:

Dr Doofenshmirtz said:

DH = Darling Husband (I remember that one from the last time)
But SAHM ???

Surely Already Hating Men, Slightly Anemic Hamster Murderer, Skinny And Huge Muff...

I couldn't work out DH...I guessed from the context "Stay At Home Mother".

Pixel Pusher said:

Dr Doofenshmirtz said:

DH = Darling Husband (I remember that one from the last time)
But SAHM ???

Spending All His Money.

[Sheepshanks]

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Sad because Mumsnet has way better thread discipline than Pistonheads?

[The Ferret]

Pixel Pusher said:

Spending All His Money.

sorry but this didn't get the recognition it deserved

[ClaphamGT3]

Sounds very much like the advice that guys here give each other

[nyxster]

They've been quite reasonable so far, wait until the really vindictive bhes get on the thread and suggest murdering him and burying him under the patio.

Also what is it with mumsnet and their love of acronyms - it's like reading the option list on a modern BMW/Merc.

Edited by nyxster on Tuesday 13th June 23:23

[hornetrider]

Pixel Pusher said:

Dr Doofenshmirtz said:

DH = Darling Husband (I remember that one from the last time)
But SAHM ???

Spending All His Money.

[stewies_minion]

welshjon81 said:

Not to mention this little gem;

"do cashback on every shop to build up a secret cash savings fund".

Quote of the thread. Unless their weekly expenditure is £700000 or she's planning on leaving him in 2157 I expect she'll struggle to lead a happy life on cash back schemes.

[anonymous-user]

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+1

It is quite depressing at times.