'Adult' shops - who do they cater for now?
'Adult' shops - who do they cater for now?
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Ari

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19,826 posts

245 months

Tuesday 11th July 2017
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Wandered past an 'Adult' shop the other day and it got me thinking, surely there is no customer base for these now? They used to be all about 'adult' videos and DVDs, but it's all free on the Internet these days.

Sex toys - I'd imagine most would simply shop online, or there is Anne Summers if you really want the high street experience.

There must be regular business for them to survive and pay rent and wages, but I can't fathom out what it can be.

Anyone been in one recently - what's in them that you can't buy online or even get for free?

So

28,176 posts

252 months

Tuesday 11th July 2017
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Ari said:
Wandered past an 'Adult' shop the other day and it got me thinking, surely there is no customer base for these now? They used to be all about 'adult' videos and DVDs, but it's all free on the Internet these days.

Sex toys - I'd imagine most would simply shop online, or there is Anne Summers if you really want the high street experience.

There must be regular business for them to survive and pay rent and wages, but I can't fathom out what it can be.

Anyone been in one recently - what's in them that you can't buy online or even get for free?
Money laundering?

anonymous-user

84 months

Tuesday 11th July 2017
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1.5 scale black suction-cupped 18v waterproof non-toxic vibrating rubber fist with extending first finger and "shocker" function. At a guess.

louiebaby

10,987 posts

221 months

Tuesday 11th July 2017
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OpulentBob said:
1.5 scale black suction-cupped 18v waterproof non-toxic vibrating rubber fist with extending first finger and "shocker" function. At a guess.
<checks shopping bag>

<looks over shoulder>

<puts a bit of tape over the webcam>

catso

16,498 posts

297 months

Tuesday 11th July 2017
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Recently made a long trip up the A1 and was surprised to see several of these Adult stores in what could only be described a truck-stop areas - or is this a different kind of adult 'store'?

Shuvi McTupya

24,460 posts

277 months

Tuesday 11th July 2017
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catso said:
Recently made a long trip up the A1 and was surprised to see several of these Adult stores in what could only be described a truck-stop areas - or is this a different kind of adult 'store'?
I think they turned some old Little Chef's into sex shops..Takes the truckers minds off murdering prostitutes.

FoxtrotOscar1

716 posts

139 months

Tuesday 11th July 2017
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Maybe its like comic book shops for pervs instead of nerds? Looking for some nostalgia or vintage . laugh


"Here, mate... you got Anal Acrobats Vol 1? Has to be in original case and preferably with directors commentary on the bonus disc."

Dazed and Confused

979 posts

112 months

Tuesday 11th July 2017
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Tough times for the Porn Fairy too.


Choppers

403 posts

245 months

Tuesday 11th July 2017
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Gloryhole ?

Ari

Original Poster:

19,826 posts

245 months

Tuesday 11th July 2017
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FoxtrotOscar1 said:
preferably with directors commentary on the bonus disc."
Is that a euphemism..? boxedin

Uncle John

5,372 posts

221 months

Tuesday 11th July 2017
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Have wondered this for a while, everything is available at a twitch of the finger, it's so old fashioned.

Perhaps it's the old skool who like to try before they buy.......

joshleb

1,550 posts

174 months

Tuesday 11th July 2017
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catso said:
Recently made a long trip up the A1 and was surprised to see several of these Adult stores in what could only be described a truck-stop areas - or is this a different kind of adult 'store'?
I did the same a couple of weeks ago, adult store and cocktails, I was very surprised!

Smiler.

11,752 posts

260 months

Tuesday 11th July 2017
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Shuvi McTupya said:
catso said:
Recently made a long trip up the A1 and was surprised to see several of these Adult stores in what could only be described a truck-stop areas - or is this a different kind of adult 'store'?
I think they turned some old Little Chef's into sex shops..Takes the truckers minds off murdering prostitutes.
All day breakfist

anonymous-user

84 months

Tuesday 11th July 2017
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Dunno. Was in Amsterdam recently and had a wander round one of these shops and I've definitely not seen the type of shiz (pun intended) available freely on the net.

hurl

So maybe that's it.

Bristol spark

4,509 posts

213 months

Tuesday 11th July 2017
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They seem common in USA.

However i can't imagine ever walking into one. Imagine bumping into someone you know....


g3org3y

22,502 posts

221 months

Tuesday 11th July 2017
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OpulentBob said:
1.5 scale black suction-cupped 18v waterproof non-toxic vibrating rubber fist with extending first finger and "shocker" function. At a guess.
Are we still on for that PH group buy?

Bristol spark said:
They seem common in USA.

However i can't imagine ever walking into one. Imagine bumping into someone you know....


Edited by g3org3y on Tuesday 11th July 16:38

J4CKO

46,950 posts

230 months

Tuesday 11th July 2017
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Same with Porn Magazines in Newsagents, who buys them nowadays ?

Last time I got one was like ten plus years ago when staying in a hotel, the wifi was too expensive biggrin it served its purpose and then came home with me and ended up on top of the wardrobe, we were getting some Christmas presents off the top of the wardrobe and it dustilly plopped onto the floor in front of the wife, myself and two of my three boys, one goes "Eww dad" then the other one does, missus thought it was hilarious, she is pretty good about such matters and was aware of its existence and had scanned it back when it was purchased, anyway, the kids outrpouring of disgust was silenced when I said "You two can shut up, I have seen your internet histories...." which shut them up.

I think I have only ever bought maybe five in the last thirty years, but each time, it feels like just going up tot a newsagent and outlining your plans for a grumble imminently biggrin

Used to work for a newsagents as a paperboyand the boss, Geoff, who was a bit of a perv and used to let us borrow the magazines if we brought them back so they didnt seem thumbed, used to warn us if there was any evidence he would doc us for it and we had bought that magazine, so had to be very gentle with them, one lad borrowed a copy of Parade I think it was, stuck it in his bag one Sunday morning and arrived home in teenage anticipation of the delights he was about to view and got his prize out of the bag and realised it was "You" magazine, the Sunday supplement from the Mail on Sunday which was of similar heft and dimensions, he was miffed until the true horror of his predicament dawned on him, he had posted a copy of parade in place of the You magazine, apparently the householder came down and queried where his Sunday supplement was, but neglected to mention the additional Jazz pamphlet, some years later we spotted the chap, now probably knocking seventy and asked him, he did indeed remember it and still had it somewhere !



weeboot

1,065 posts

129 months

Tuesday 11th July 2017
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When you need to make a purchase and don't want to wait for delivery.. quite simply.

DRFC1879

3,538 posts

187 months

Tuesday 11th July 2017
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Yep. Kids out of the way, heading down the A1 with the missus for a work do/wedding/weekend away in a hotel. Shall we just stop for a coffee, a PVC air hostess uniform and a bottle of very cherry ID lube, love?

Thankyou4calling

11,021 posts

203 months

Tuesday 11th July 2017
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Surely the customers enjoy the interaction with the staff, perhaps they allow try before you buy?

There is one I drive past (honestly) right by the Richmond roundabout on Kew Road, absolute prime real estate. You'd have to sell a lot of Gimp masks to cover the rent there I'd imagine.

Edited by Thankyou4calling on Tuesday 11th July 16:56