What car for a Bank Robbery ??
What car for a Bank Robbery ??
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Ceeejay

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504 posts

181 months

Monday 24th July 2017
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The recent thread on fast Audi's getting knicked by crims seemed to say that theyre the perfect car for doing robbery's.

But hundreds of threads on here say that fast Audi's aren't a match for their competitors.

Sooo..

What car should the average Crim go for. ??

- Needs to carry 4 people (so they can dominate the bank)
- Needs to be able to carry four sports bags full of cash
- Needs to be able to outrun police and helicopters
- Assume some sort of shootout before making a getaway like in Heat.
- Performance is not to be limited by legal driving rules, so you can run lights, mount kerbs, speed etc.....

Not for the car buying thread. Assume car has to be nicked.

Shieldsy94

69 posts

179 months

Monday 24th July 2017
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Golf R or a big engined diesel. Blend in and could probably outrun the coppers if you're ballsy enough

BrettMRC

6,055 posts

190 months

Monday 24th July 2017
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V8 landcruiser with bull bars and cage

Monkeylegend

29,400 posts

261 months

Monday 24th July 2017
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You don't need to rob a bank nowadays, it's all done on the internet from your living room armchair.

Tuvra

7,926 posts

255 months

Monday 24th July 2017
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Revo Stage 3 DSG Golf R Estate.

amancalledrob

1,248 posts

164 months

Monday 24th July 2017
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Do it in London and use a black cab

Ceeejay

Original Poster:

504 posts

181 months

Monday 24th July 2017
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Shieldsy94 said:
Golf R or a big engined diesel. Blend in and could probably outrun the coppers if you're ballsy enough
Trouble with the Golf R is the safety features... would the anti collision radar prevent you from running through a roadblock ?? Lane assist could help on a motorway, allowing the driver to assist in a shootout while being pursued.

AmosMoses

4,064 posts

195 months

Monday 24th July 2017
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Panemera Turbo S - Ticks all the boxes and has unburtsble performance in any weather.

Krikkit

27,938 posts

211 months

Monday 24th July 2017
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Range Rover SVR - fast enough, can cope with the rough-and-tumble.

DonkeyApple

70,318 posts

199 months

Monday 24th July 2017
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They would have to use mobility scooters as only the very old would think that's how you rob a bank in 2017. biggrin




VladD

8,199 posts

295 months

Monday 24th July 2017
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Subaru Forester STI.

BuzzBravado

2,949 posts

201 months

Monday 24th July 2017
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Given how untouchable these scooter gangs are then i'd say a Yamaha T-Max.

Cold

16,728 posts

120 months

Monday 24th July 2017
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Monkeylegend

29,400 posts

261 months

Monday 24th July 2017
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BuzzBravado said:
Given how untouchable these scooter gangs are then i'd say a Yamaha T-Max.
Beware old women with handbags.

HedgeyGedgey

1,320 posts

124 months

Monday 24th July 2017
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Let's be honest the police use some appalling cars nowaday, anything with a bit go to it and an above average driver would get away

anonymous-user

84 months

Monday 24th July 2017
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Car must be supplied with run flats chaps, so they can't burst your tyres cool

Jimmy Recard

17,551 posts

209 months

Monday 24th July 2017
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Ex police V6 Insignia.

Looks like a stty minicab so no one will look twice, has a turbo V6 and all wheel drive

ettore

5,113 posts

282 months

Monday 24th July 2017
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Mk II Jag'. Old school crime, old school motor.

Vaud

59,694 posts

185 months

Monday 24th July 2017
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Krikkit said:
Range Rover SVR - fast enough, can cope with the rough-and-tumble.
This. Only in a full police livery, lights, police radio, etc

Problem is, where do you go? Populated places have lots of CCTV but good to blend in to the crowd.

How far can you escape?

ApOrbital

10,592 posts

148 months

Monday 24th July 2017
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White ford transit van.