Whats the most middle class poncy childs name ever?

[Gandahar]

Older folk are called sensible things, like David and Victoria.

Then their kids get called silly names that makes them "different" from Bob and Sue.

I found out today someone called their kid Skylar. That might be alright in Holland but not when your native tongue is Essex English luv !

What's the daftest name for a kid you have heard?

Regards

Diarrhea Wookie Jnr III

[anonymous-user]

Npeter. The N is silent.

Or Blade. On a very middle class white kid.

[mybrainhurts]

Gandahar....

[Plate spinner]

Mistletoe

[CoolHands]

I have have taught kids called Armani, Sky, Ty'rel and so on. But at least I can pronounce them, I would say probably half the names in a class now I simply can't pronounce as they're not, err, western.

Edited by CoolHands on Wednesday 2nd August 08:01

[anonymous-user]

CoolHands said:

I have have caught kids called Armani, Sky, Ty'rel and so on. But at least I can pronounce them, I would say probably half the names in a class now I simply can't pronounce as they're not, err, western.

Top Bombing.

[CoolHands]

[bloomen]

I remember a very middle class Boden summoning her daughters once. They were called Liberty and Lettuce. Perhaps I misheard.

[jdw100]

bloomen said:

I remember a very middle class Boden summoning her daughters once. They were called Liberty and Lettuce. Perhaps I misheard.

Lettuce was a popular Victorian era name, along with other gems such as Murder.

[Ray Luxury-Yacht]

I'm currently hating Jayden and worse still, Kayden.

Arrrgghhhh!!!

[Colonial]

Ray Luxury-Yacht said:

I'm currently hating Jayden and worse still, Kayden.

Arrrgghhhh!!!

Yeah, but Council innit, not poncy middle class.

Tarquin. Jonty.

Painful.

[paua]

Rupert - not just the bear.

[kowalski655]

jdw100 said:

bloomen said:

I remember a very middle class Boden summoning her daughters once. They were called Liberty and Lettuce. Perhaps I misheard.

Lettuce was a popular Victorian era name, along with other gems such as Murder.

Perhaps it was Lettice. There was some posh bint playing the violin on BGT with that name.
Still a daft name though

[55palfers]

Sixtus perhaps.

[Yidwann]

My mum works a lot with social services and this is the best she's had!

Ladasha - Spelt wait for it La-a "You pronounce the dash" the mum said......

[FN2TypeR]

India

[Colonial]

FN2TypeR said:

India

[TR4man]

Yidwann said:

My mum works a lot with social services and this is the best she's had!

Ladasha - Spelt wait for it La-a "You pronounce the dash" the mum said......

I'd imagine that that name is more "council" than poncy middle class.

I know of a couple of toddlers who have been blessed by their pretentious parents with Otis and India.

[RCBRG]

I met a guy called Titas a few nights ago

[stongle]

Our son was very nearly a Rufus. Fortunately he has a normal (Scotish) name, all my other selections were over ruled on the basis they sounded like dogs or I'd picked them from Planet of the Apes - the original films.