I thought i had heard it all until today
I thought i had heard it all until today
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silverfoxcc

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8,471 posts

175 months

Tuesday 8th August 2017
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BiL lives in Scotland and there is a very good butcher near him that does Bridies/Round Steak pies/Steak Pies from individual at £2.10 to monster serves 10 at 24.50 and are all full of meat and Black Pudding,Lorne Sauasage Tattie Scones, ie the normal Scottish breakfast fare.

We fill two coolboxes each time we visit but due to illness and anniversary hols not going up this year, however he is now on line So we place an order
All stuff fresh made on Wed put in box Thurs and collected for delivery Fri by a firm whom we shall call GB post

BUT it wasnt delivered Fri, Nor Sat and finally turned up at 17.50 today after being the 125th parcel to be deliverd

I refused it as i wasnt prepared to sample a form of food poisoning as i didnt know where the parcel had been left for three days, I did check the contents and they certainly were not of a temp that i would have liked after 5 days in a polystyrene box.


Got a reply from GB Post an hour ago telling me i should contact the seller fro a replacement and offering a half arsed apology. I understand from the seller, with whom we are on very good terms that GBPost Will not reimburse him for their monumental cock up
I feel f.or the butcher who, if that is true being out of pocket to the tune of 70.00.


I find that this is a monster wiping of hands by them They in effect promised next day delivery and failed

As the HO is within 15 miles of me Mrs Fox had to block the door to stop me taking the food back myself and shoving the Black pudding stick up th CEO arse

Normally when i have a problem with the delivery people they do seem to give a fk on their ineptitude, but these buggers. Their facebook page is a litany of' WTF is happening' messages.

I think the only way i got a reply within hours from them is that i compared their service as being lower in my estimation than a rancid dog turd..


Rant over......and breathe

Cold

16,727 posts

120 months

Tuesday 8th August 2017
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BBQ at yours then?

bobbo89

6,021 posts

175 months

Tuesday 8th August 2017
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Maybe the next day delivery didn't include Saturday's, it's pretty common and a bit of mistake on butchers behalf posting them on a Friday if so.

In-fact, its a risk posting anything such as that on a Friday!

john2443

6,546 posts

241 months

Tuesday 8th August 2017
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bobbo89 said:
Maybe the next day delivery didn't include Saturday's, it's pretty common and a bit of mistake on butchers behalf posting them on a Friday if so.

In-fact, its a risk posting anything such as that on a Friday!
OP said "put in box Thurs and collected for delivery Fri"

I guess this meant "put in box and collected Thurs, for delivery Fri"

not "put in box Thurs and collected Fri"

Kenty

5,286 posts

205 months

Tuesday 8th August 2017
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Why don't you find a good butcher within reasonable driving distance of you?
HTH

Shore

412 posts

118 months

Tuesday 8th August 2017
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Go round today and sleep with the butchers wife

red_slr

20,816 posts

219 months

Tuesday 8th August 2017
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We used to do national delivery of perishable goods using a 3rd party delivery company. We would only do Tues - Fri delivery as anything else just ended up in disaster.

This year we finally stopped the service all together and now concentrate on local delivery only using our own vehicles.

The issues were roughly 50/50 between customers who were either not at home to accept delivery (or other customer related issues) or the 3rd party delivery company basically not bothering to deliver and coming up with some sill excuse.

Its a service we had been running for a number of years and it was a shame we had to stop but it was getting to the point where we did not make any profit due to losses, CPC, damages and increased staffing costs which is absolutely insane but there you go.

hyphen

26,262 posts

120 months

Tuesday 8th August 2017
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red_slr said:
We used to do national delivery of perishable goods using a 3rd party delivery company. We would only do Tues - Fri delivery as anything else just ended up in disaster.

This year we finally stopped the service all together and now concentrate on local delivery only using our own vehicles.

The issues were roughly 50/50 between customers who were either not at home to accept delivery (or other customer related issues) or the 3rd party delivery company basically not bothering to deliver and coming up with some sill excuse.

Its a service we had been running for a number of years and it was a shame we had to stop but it was getting to the point where we did not make any profit due to losses, CPC, damages and increased staffing costs which is absolutely insane but there you go.
Did you look into the DPD 1 hour slot type service? Makes it much easier for customers to organise being in.

red_slr

20,816 posts

219 months

Tuesday 8th August 2017
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Goods are bulky so limited number of suppliers.

KAgantua

5,190 posts

161 months

Tuesday 8th August 2017
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Buy some fresh GM-free, gluten-free sausages from the butcher, blast them with liquid nitrogen, and hammer them into his lawn...

Mr Roper

14,232 posts

224 months

Tuesday 8th August 2017
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Hang on....So I can get a massive meat pie delivered to my house?

".....full of meat and Black Pudding,Lorne Sauasage Tattie Scones, ie the normal Scottish breakfast fare."

Details please.


Convert

3,757 posts

248 months

Tuesday 8th August 2017
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KAgantua said:
Buy some fresh GM-free, gluten-free sausages from the butcher, blast them with liquid nitrogen, and hammer them into his lawn...
clap

Cotty

42,250 posts

314 months

Tuesday 8th August 2017
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Kenty said:
Why don't you find a good butcher within reasonable driving distance of you?
HTH
When the OP says "normal Scottish breakfast fare" im assuming its not something he can get locally.

Blue Oval84

5,396 posts

191 months

Tuesday 8th August 2017
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Mr Roper said:
Hang on....So I can get a massive meat pie delivered to my house?

".....full of meat and Black Pudding,Lorne Sauasage Tattie Scones, ie the normal Scottish breakfast fare."

Details please.
^What he said.

anonymous-user

84 months

Tuesday 8th August 2017
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Shore said:
Go round today and sleep with the butchers wife
Bum his very fit dog.

King Herald

23,501 posts

246 months

Tuesday 8th August 2017
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bobbo89 said:
Maybe the next day delivery didn't include Saturday's, it's pretty common and a bit of mistake on butchers behalf posting them on a Friday if so.

In-fact, its a risk posting anything such as that on a Friday!
We buy raw meat for our dogs on line, and they won't ship immediately before the weekend, for obvious reasons. I assume their parcel service don't guarantee deliveries Saturday or Sunday.

Anyway, I feel a tiny bit uncomfortable leaving the meat out of a freezer for a couple of days, even though it is dog food, but it is well wrapped and still pretty bloody cold when it arrives.

Jonmx

2,935 posts

243 months

Tuesday 8th August 2017
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All couriers have the ability to fk up and ruin your day. I had UPS not deliver something last week for 3 days as the address didn't exist. Well it's existed for the best past of 100 years and every other bd can find it. That said, if I was waiting for pie and it got ruined, like yourself, I would not be a happy Hector.

Toaster Pilot

14,867 posts

188 months

Wednesday 9th August 2017
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Gousto, one of those weekly/etc food box delivery firms, uses Yodel for delivery and only dispatches on Tuesdays and Wednesdays (or did when I used their free trial)

The box had a massive sticker on saying it ABSOLUTELY MUST be delivered next day etc, and everything was fine

I'm guessing they need to negotiate a better contract with a delivery company - and manage customer expectations by only offering certain days for dispatch/delivery.

Ayahuasca

27,584 posts

309 months

Thursday 10th August 2017
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You lost me at 'Bridies'.


FiF

48,857 posts

281 months

Thursday 10th August 2017
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Blue Oval84 said:
Mr Roper said:
Hang on....So I can get a massive meat pie delivered to my house?

".....full of meat and Black Pudding,Lorne Sauasage Tattie Scones, ie the normal Scottish breakfast fare."

Details please.
^What he said.
It's now Thursday and no further forward, not very good delivery of replies to questions imo.

Plus it's given me an idea for a pie...