WTF ARE YOU DOING?

[hairyben]

In a hotel, perhaps more guest house/b&b in design... Waiting for the Mrs to do make up..

Upstairs has not stopped stomping up and down for the last 20 minutes.

CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP
CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP
CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP
CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP

WHAT THE fk ARE YOU DOING?

THIS ROOM HAS A BED AND A COUCH AND A KETTLE, WHAT fkING NEED IS THERE TO CLOMP ABOUT SO MUCH?

[PBDirector]

4/10 - derivative work, no plot twist, too little swearing, no photos of semi-clad missus.

[Ructions]

hairyben said:

THIS ROOM HAS A BED AND A COUCH AND A KETTLE, WHAT fkING NEED IS THERE TO CLOMP ABOUT SO MUCH?

You really know how to spoil a lady.

[anonymous-user]

Sat on my arse on the sofa watching the athletics, so its not me.

Edited by anonymous-user on Friday 11th August 20:12

[SantaBarbara]

It's the cast of strictly practising some new moves

[wack]

Struggling to roll the body up in the carpet on their own

[SantaBarbara]

It is the massed bands of the Royal Marines practicing some new routines

[Puggit]

As a regular hotel stayer (but normally in places with carpets, and normally in the exec rooms - so on the top floor) - I know exactly what the OP means.

Women in heels seems to be able to keep walking for far too long for rooms which are so small and devoid of reasons to walk around.

[PBDirector]

Puggit said:

Women in heels seems to be able to keep walking for far too long for rooms which are so small and devoid of reasons to walk around.

Go on...

[cuprabob]

Puggit said:

As a regular hotel stayer (but normally in places with carpets, and normally in the exec rooms - so on the top floor) - I know exactly what the OP means.

So if you're normally on the top floor, how do you get stomping from upstairs?

[PBDirector]

SantaBarbara said:

It's the cast of strictly practising some new moves

On which topic: Gemma Atkinson. yes!! I don't think I'd ever get tired of ing her in the or ing her whilst I her

Not ever.

[PBDirector]

cuprabob said:

So if you're normally on the top floor

"In the exec rooms" dontchaknow

[ApOrbital]

PBDirector said:

On which topic: Gemma Atkinson. yes!! I don't think I'd ever get tired of ing her in the or ing her whilst I her

Not ever.

I had a drink with her last week in leeds with her mates.

[Puggit]

PBDirector said:

cuprabob said:

So if you're normally on the top floor

"In the exec rooms" dontchaknow

I have status

[PBDirector]

ApOrbital said:

I had a drink with her last week in leeds with her mates.

Her and I are meant to be. I knew it when I first saw her in Hollyoaks and I know it now. Fact. The universe is cruel and harsh keeping us apart

[Oakey]

ApOrbital said:

I had a drink with her last week in leeds with her mates.

And then you sniffed the seat when she left and realised that was as close as you were going to get?

[ApOrbital]

Nope just said bye,btw she is taller than you think.

[jmorgan]

hairyben said:

In a hotel, perhaps more guest house/b&b in design... Waiting for the Mrs to do make up..

Upstairs has not stopped stomping up and down for the last 20 minutes.

CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP
CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP
CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP
CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP

WHAT THE fk ARE YOU DOING?

THIS ROOM HAS A BED AND A COUCH AND A KETTLE, WHAT fkING NEED IS THERE TO CLOMP ABOUT SO MUCH?

Wait till it's 1am and they do it. The clomping that is.

Erm. Clomping have many meanings?

[cuprabob]

PBDirector said:

ApOrbital said:

I had a drink with her last week in leeds with her mates.

Her and I are meant to be. I knew it when I first saw her in Hollyoaks and I know it now. Fact. The universe is cruel and harsh keeping us apart

When she was recently in Emmerdale. she still looked the business

[PBDirector]

ApOrbital said:

Nope just said bye,btw she is taller than you think.

She's 4 inches shorter than my interim wife so when I swap it's going to take some getting used to.