What's the best bit of advice you have been given?

[Robster]

Mine was surround yourself with the right people , especially important during the more challenging periods of my life , so yours ?

[jmorgan]

Don't eat yellow snow.

[Doofus]

Keep your hand on your ha'pence.

[ColinM50]

If it floats, flies or f**ks, rent it

[Roofless Toothless]

https://youtu.be/l87UV5gYa5s

[Bdevo3]

Don't put your hand where you wouldn't put your willy

[gus607]

Don't wipe yer arse on a broken bottle.

[oilbethere]

Violence solves everything.

[alfie2244]

As long as you butter the corners the middle will look after itself.

[sc0tt]

My grandad always gave sound advice.

Always buy good speakers.

"Buy cheap, buy twice."

[anonymous-user]

measure twice, cut once.

[oilbethere]

Never put your fingers where you wouldn't put your cock.

[LimaDelta]

My mother only gave me one piece of advice - 'Life is too short to stuff your own olives'. Not sure if that was a metaphor or a literal instruction to use catering staff when entertaining.

The flying community has some good ones but my favourite (regarding decision making), "If there's a doubt, then there's no doubt"

[The Mad Monk]

Always look both ways before crossing the road.

[Easternlight]

Pick a woman with small hands!

[EggsBenedict]

Politeness costs nothing.

You can't put a value on morality

If it first you don't succeed try again.

Don't be a whiner, nobody likes whiners.

Be generous equally generous in defeat as victory, never gloat.

There are lots, I suppose.

[finlo]

All women are mental, some more than others.

[The Mad Monk]

EggsBenedict said:

Politeness costs nothing.

You can't put a value on morality

If it first you don't succeed try again.

Don't be a whiner, nobody likes whiners.

Be generous equally generous in defeat as victory, never gloat.

There are lots, I suppose.

But i don't suppose there are many that are as crass as yours.

[grumbledoak]

Never pass up the opportunity for a piss.

[impetuous]

"Never never never hand over a single share of anything you've created or acquired, if you can help it. Nothing. Not one share, to no one, no matter what the reason, unless you genuinely have to ... Ownership is the only thing that counts" --- Felix Dennis.

That's made me a little money, but infinitely more importantly, given me freedom.