Inappropriate gifts
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I've got a friends birthday coming up, he's the sort of dirty b
d you only find on the internet so I want to get something delivered to his house in the most inappropriate packaging possible. I.e. Something like 'dirtysexshop.com' on the side.
I'm sure I've seen some of these sites around but can't find anything via my friend Google as it keeps taking me to places where I can purchase the paraphernalia to go IN the box but all with 'discreet' packaging.
Here's hoping the PH collective have some saved links to help me out...
d you only find on the internet so I want to get something delivered to his house in the most inappropriate packaging possible. I.e. Something like 'dirtysexshop.com' on the side. I'm sure I've seen some of these sites around but can't find anything via my friend Google as it keeps taking me to places where I can purchase the paraphernalia to go IN the box but all with 'discreet' packaging.
Here's hoping the PH collective have some saved links to help me out...
You might have to do some of the packaging work yourself.
I was the otherway round, I managed to give this to a friend who opened it with his other Christmas presents whilst with his future Mother and Father-in-Law. Early in the relationship.
He wasn't best pleased.
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Natural-Harvest-collectio...
I was the otherway round, I managed to give this to a friend who opened it with his other Christmas presents whilst with his future Mother and Father-in-Law. Early in the relationship.
He wasn't best pleased.
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Natural-Harvest-collectio...
louiebaby said:
You might have to do some of the packaging work yourself.
I was the otherway round, I managed to give this to a friend who opened it with his other Christmas presents whilst with his future Mother and Father-in-Law. Early in the relationship.
He wasn't best pleased.
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Natural-Harvest-collectio...
ClassI was the otherway round, I managed to give this to a friend who opened it with his other Christmas presents whilst with his future Mother and Father-in-Law. Early in the relationship.
He wasn't best pleased.
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Natural-Harvest-collectio...
louiebaby said:
You might have to do some of the packaging work yourself.
I was the otherway round, I managed to give this to a friend who opened it with his other Christmas presents whilst with his future Mother and Father-in-Law. Early in the relationship.
He wasn't best pleased.
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Natural-Harvest-collectio...
That is quality... I was the otherway round, I managed to give this to a friend who opened it with his other Christmas presents whilst with his future Mother and Father-in-Law. Early in the relationship.
He wasn't best pleased.
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Natural-Harvest-collectio...
A mate of mine had a whole selection of comedy postal stickers that he used to use, and he was regularly sending out things to other friends for club purposes.
Probably the best one he did, which you could replicate:
He found a photo of one of our mates from when he was at the gym (said mate was pretty handy with the weights, and so looked the part etc). The photo was cropped and printed as a sticker, onto the back of the envelope. Also on the envelope, in big letters - "WELCOME OUR NEWEST MEMBER MR PAUL SMITH TO POSTMAN LOVER MONTHLY - WE THINK YOU'LL LOVE THIS EXCITING CALENDAR FEATURING ALL THE HOTTEST POSTMEN FROM AROUND THE COUNTRY"
The package (which contained a Haynes manual I think) was sent as a recorded delivery so he had to sign for it on delivery with the postman looking at his strained gym-face on the back of the package.
Probably the best one he did, which you could replicate:
He found a photo of one of our mates from when he was at the gym (said mate was pretty handy with the weights, and so looked the part etc). The photo was cropped and printed as a sticker, onto the back of the envelope. Also on the envelope, in big letters - "WELCOME OUR NEWEST MEMBER MR PAUL SMITH TO POSTMAN LOVER MONTHLY - WE THINK YOU'LL LOVE THIS EXCITING CALENDAR FEATURING ALL THE HOTTEST POSTMEN FROM AROUND THE COUNTRY"
The package (which contained a Haynes manual I think) was sent as a recorded delivery so he had to sign for it on delivery with the postman looking at his strained gym-face on the back of the package.
jwo said:
That is quality...
cuprabob said:
Class
Thank you both. He currently owes me £62.50 for a cycling event, and is under strict instructions to pay me by the end of the weekend, or I'm automatically "un-banned" from buying him presents. I wouldn't get him anything this year if that happens, as he'll be expecting it. Better to wait until next year when he's forgotten.
That said, he's just had a kid, so I might need to get his boy a drum kit...
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