Dominate the stairs - stories

[treetops]

Anyone got an interesting or scary tales, of said dominance?

[Monkeylegend]

This should be interesting, I look forward to some epic tales of bullstting

[hyphen]

My OH was hoovering the stairs the other week, I was in a rush to catch a train so barged past.

She wasn't happy.

[Monkeylegend]

I live in a bungalow

[jamiem555]

I live in a townhouse, loads of stairs. The cats always dominate the stairs when I'm walking down with a tray full of dishes or something similar. One day they'll get me!

[Philv8s]

I live in a bungalow

[Monkeylegend]

Philv8s said:

I live in a bungalow

That makes two of us

[Wacky Racer]

Monkeylegend said:

I live in a bungalow

[Bristol spark]

Monkeylegend said:

Philv8s said:

I live in a bungalow

That makes two of us

Mine goes to nowhere but the door..

[Nickp82]

I played dominos on the stairs once , does that count?

[Dark85]

I live on the 9th floor, last time I tried to dominate the stairs I had two heart attacks and a stroke

[Monkeylegend]

Dark85 said:

I live on the 9th floor, last time I tried to dominate the stairs I had two heart attacks and a stroke

You are doing it wrong, you need to dominate the lift.

[V8RX7]

Slightly OT

But after being car jacked a mate's Dad put wrought iron "railing" around the landing stairwell with an iron gate at the top of the stairs - because he couldn't sleep.

[anonymous-user]

My dog dominates the stairs. Burglars and betas can tell he can handle himself. He’s the alpha dog.

He lies there dominating them, like a boss.

[Moonhawk]

Monkeylegend said:

I live in a bungalow

Me too.......at the moment (i'm currently building a second storey)

[Wacky Racer]

Moonhawk said:

Monkeylegend said:

I live in a bungalow

Me too.......at the moment (i'm currently building a second storey)

Apparently the reason they are called bungalows is when they were building a house the owner ran out of money , so he said to the builder "Bung a low roof on it"

[Cudd Wudd]

Moonhawk said:

Monkeylegend said:

I live in a bungalow

Me too.......at the moment (i'm currently building a second storey)

That's some impressive dedication to this thread.

[CoolHands]

I fell down the stairs. Hurt.

[anonymous-user]

Dominating your own stairs is for chavs anyway, if you’re dominating your staircase, you must live in a dodgy area and have robbers in your house, or have a wife that’s trying to fight you (on the stairs) both of which is very council.

What about dominating other spaces? Do you dominate both arm rests on an aircraft? Even in business class where it’s harder to controll a larger area? Can you dominate the pavement or even a whole room with your, dominating dominance. Do you adopt dominating stances in bars so the opposite sex know you’re powerful. Do you sit with your legs open letting your power flow from your crotch.

My wife dominates the bed, even though she’s little, she kicks and defends her space in her sleep. Obviously I could dominate the bed if I wanted but my power is non existent more subtle in it’s alpha dominating

[anonymous-user]

Cudd Wudd said:

Moonhawk said:

Monkeylegend said:

I live in a bungalow

Me too.......at the moment (i'm currently building a second storey)

That's some impressive dedication to this thread.

Just stairs going through the roof so he can stand there legs open and arms crossed like superman,