The most stereotypically British thing you’ve seen today
The most stereotypically British thing you’ve seen today
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anonymous-user

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84 months

Tuesday 17th October 2017
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As above, what’s the most British thing you’ve seen/heard/done today?

I’ll start, just got back to the hotel, chap gets into the same lift as me and because we are staying in the same hotel and are both British we must converse for the duration of the ride about how our respective days have been, despite the fact that we’ve never met, and probably will never meet again.

Awkward small talk is just excellent, I love being British!

Over to you, PH!

alorotom

12,788 posts

217 months

Tuesday 17th October 2017
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Apologising for someone else not noting my order down at a coffee shop when they just clearly weren’t listening when I told them it the first 2 times

kowalski655

15,230 posts

173 months

Tuesday 17th October 2017
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Surely being British means you steadfastly ignore each other in the lift, even if the other person is wearing a Donald Duck costume, or bleeding profusely all over the floor!

HustleRussell

26,581 posts

190 months

Tuesday 17th October 2017
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The most active conversation in my work group in the office today was the company provision of tea and other drinks circa 2009 to present, and how the provisions have changed over the years from the kettle which must be brimmed and re-boiled after use to the much maligned 'klix' machine with it's horrible powdered milk which was finally put out to pasture when the cost per cup reached a frankly ridiculous 15p, to the current hot water boiler plus tea bags and UHP milk arrangement.

Fermit The Krog and Sexy Sarah

13,240 posts

130 months

Tuesday 17th October 2017
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Being offered a tea and coffee by both of todays customers, as every customer does, every day.

The last time I wasn't was when working for a lovely Canadian couple. Some hours in he did, remembering it's a British thing we do. Apparently if he made this gesture back home people would think he was odd!

Shakermaker

11,317 posts

130 months

Wednesday 18th October 2017
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The most British thing I have witnessed today was the sheer confusion caused to all British people at the lack of a formal reception desk at the ibis Hotel at Birmingham Airport, where I have had the pleasure of spending the night for work.

Instead of a formal reception desk, they have staff in branded T-shirts with a smart phone and an app to do check in. When you want to check out, all you have to do is drop your key in the box. But because the box isn't on a desk, people don't know what to do, and were waiting behind me to check out whilst the staff member had to go and get a printed invoice for me. But as soon as the person was finished with me, the 4 people who had queued behind me, were all shown to drop their card into the box.


RicksAlfas

14,552 posts

274 months

Wednesday 18th October 2017
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kowalski655 said:
Surely being British means you steadfastly ignore each other in the lift, even if the other person is wearing a Donald Duck costume, or bleeding profusely all over the floor!
I think that means you are from London.

Dog Star

17,623 posts

198 months

Wednesday 18th October 2017
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kowalski655 said:
Surely being British means you steadfastly ignore each other in the lift, even if the other person is wearing a Donald Duck costume, or bleeding profusely all over the floor!
We aren't all from That London, you know.

I'm northern and will speak to any randommer. If in That London I will also read people's newspapers over their shoulder on the stinking tube - that REALLY pisses them off rofl

HTP99

25,321 posts

170 months

Wednesday 18th October 2017
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Dog Star said:
kowalski655 said:
Surely being British means you steadfastly ignore each other in the lift, even if the other person is wearing a Donald Duck costume, or bleeding profusely all over the floor!
We aren't all from That London, you know.

I'm northern and will speak to any randommer. If in That London I will also read people's newspapers over their shoulder on the stinking tube - that REALLY pisses them off rofl
Lol yes; we were recently on holiday and had booked a day out, we get picked up and get comfy in the minibus, the van is full of various nationalities and one other English guy who we sit in the 2 spare seats across the aisle from him, the wife and I sit chatting to each other, ignoring the English guy, he then interrupts, thrusts his hand out "hi I'm Luke, pleased to meet you", we reciprocate and end up having a chat with him.

He is from Manchester, we are Surrey.

fatandwheezing

433 posts

188 months

Wednesday 18th October 2017
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On holiday in Portugal a few weeks ago, the habit of British gents of a certain age seems to be a refusal to let life take its own time.

Every cafe or bar, there would be someone who couldn't cope with waiting for the menu/order/bill/payment, and would be up and down to the bar like a yoyo. Father in law was just the same, I thought it was funny, my wife said we were never going away with them again.

Wacky Racer

41,363 posts

277 months

Wednesday 18th October 2017
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Last night strolled along the prom with Mrs WR eating fish and chips during Blackpool illuminations, doesn't get much more British than that.

anonymous-user

Original Poster:

84 months

Wednesday 18th October 2017
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Dropping the Mrs off at the local hospital this morning, there was a fine sight of two ladies in their nightwear hooked up to drips smoking at the entrance, one of them was waving a note about trying to persuade a taxi driver to go to the off licence for her.

Cotty

42,248 posts

314 months

Wednesday 18th October 2017
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Commuter train arrived in London, the whole train emptied and then everyone formed orderly queues to get though the ticket barriers.

Dr Murdoch

3,955 posts

165 months

Wednesday 18th October 2017
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A 60year old gent overtook me on the M3 earlier, driving a 15 year old Jag and wearing a pin stripe suit.

Doubt this scenario happens in other countries.

LiamB

8,119 posts

173 months

Wednesday 18th October 2017
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I apologised for queuing earlier, surely that's as British as you can get hehe

227bhp

10,203 posts

158 months

Wednesday 18th October 2017
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Dog Star said:
kowalski655 said:
Surely being British means you steadfastly ignore each other in the lift, even if the other person is wearing a Donald Duck costume, or bleeding profusely all over the floor!
We aren't all from That London, you know.

I'm northern and will speak to any randommer. If in That London I will also read people's newspapers over their shoulder on the stinking tube - that REALLY pisses them off rofl
You might like this:

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Antony Moxey

10,738 posts

249 months

Wednesday 18th October 2017
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Taking the dog for a walk this morning and it started to drizzle. It was that drizzle that you don’t think is heavy enough to warrant a coat but when you’ve been out in it for more than half an hour you come home soaked. Drizzle; that’s proper British.

Bikesalot

1,886 posts

188 months

Wednesday 18th October 2017
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People in the office stated the obvious weather.

"It's cold and rainy today'

Ari

19,826 posts

245 months

Wednesday 18th October 2017
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Dr Murdoch said:
A 60year old gent overtook me on the M3 earlier, driving a 15 year old Jag and wearing a pin stripe suit.

Doubt this scenario happens in other countries.
Bloke in a suit driving a car? I'm not convinced that's uniquely British... biggrin

Dr Murdoch

3,955 posts

165 months

Wednesday 18th October 2017
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Ari said:
Bloke in a suit driving a car? I'm not convinced that's uniquely British... biggrin
Type of suit combined with the type of car are uniquely British